3 times an Ohmiya SK wedding almost happened + 1 time it was planned + 1 time it sorta did happen
Title: 3 times an Ohmiya SK wedding almost happened + 1 time it was planned + 1 time it sorta did happen
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ohmiya, Gen
Disclaimer: I can't afford a can of soda, so no I don't own these boys
Warning: Just one curse word. One. And long title.
Genre: Romance, fluff, comedy
Notes: This is for evolardnek 's Ohmiya Wedding. I hope she likes it. This is totally un-beta-ed and feels more like word vomit than actual fic, but I gave it my best so please enjoy.
1. When Nino suggested that he and Ohno should get married during one of their concerts, he got varied reactions from his fellow members.
Sho was only slightly shocked to hear the suggestion and very seriously said, "...but that's not legal in Japan."
Aiba was very excited for his two friends and started shouting and squealing and asking his own wild questions like, "Can I throw the flowers?!" and "Wait, if I throw the flowers, does that make me a girl?" and "Will there even be flowers or just the normal sparkly confetti?" and of course the most important question of them all, "Who is wearing the dress?"
Matsumoto, as if it happened before many times, answered, "No." Unfortunely for Nino, this was also Ohno's answer.
"You don't want to marry me Oh-chan?" asked Nino with huge puppy eyes, trying with all his might to use his amazing Hollywood acting skills to make Ohno cave. And if that didn't work dinner and/or withholding sex always did the job.
"I do, but my mom is not going to be at that concert."
2. As many would know, Ohno Satoshi liked to get drunk. He also liked to call people when he was drunk.
"YOU! Marry me!"
"Riida, I have to film in 2 hours. Go to sleep."
"YOU! Marry me!"
"Satoshi? I thought I told you not to drunk dial my house phone! My father might pick up!"
"YOU! Marry me!"
"Captain! Are you drunk too?! Isn't Arashi awesome?! We are so awesome, right?! I love you guys so- !" The line was suddenly cut off after Ohno heard what he thinks (in his drunken haze at least) was the voice of Yokoyama Yu saying, "Kappe! Don't put your shirt on the table!"
"YOU! Marry me!"
"I will after I beat this boss."
Ohno didn't hear this because he had already fallen asleep with his phone plastered to his ear. The next day he awoke to a very angry gamer, yelling at him through the hang over about something to do with not being able to kill a Ganon-something thanks to beer.
3. "If you two get married, who is going to take who's name?" asked Aiba while they were filming for Step-and-Go. The Ohmiya SK duo looked at each other, but before either could answer Jun did.
"Nino would take Ohno's name obviously," he said quite Domyouji like while his hair was getting fixed by one of the stylists.
"The older one adopts the younger one isn't it? Otherwise the papers would look strange."
"Or they could keep their own names," retorted Sho from behind a newspaper. "Celebrities do that you know. To keep everyone from getting confused."
"Then what's the point? They could easily just say they are partners at that rate and not get married," retailed Jun after the stylist left frustrated with Jun's constant tugging at his own hair. He leaned back into his seat and looked ready for a fight. Sho, not one to back down arguing with the youngest, lowered his paper to look the other man in the eye.
"Marriage isn't just about papers. It is about giving your heart to someone your love."
"You make them sound like some sappy hetero couple! You know the only reason they would get married is to get Riida out of his mother's house ("Am I leaving my house, Nino?" "No you aren't yet.") so they can fuck without interruption. At least they can get insurance if their names are the same and other family benefits."
"Of course you only think of the benefits right Matsumoto?" Matsumoto stood up and Sho folded his paper. Aiba looked worried, but didn't want to say anything in case it made them even more upset. To lower the tension of the room, Nino cleared his throat.
"Let's get this straight," he started and took Ohno's hand into his. "I'm not taking Oh-chan's name and Oh-chan is not taking mine. We are going to rename ourselves Ohmiya."
"Ohh..."
4. The leader of Arashi was happily munching on a banana in one of the dressing rooms when a small flurry of Matsujun and Nino came into the room. Nino made him stand up and do all sorts of poses while Matsujun, with different types of cloth slung over his shoulders, ran a measuring tape across his body. When that was over Jun proceeded on draping the fabric on Ohno, taking notes and whispering to Nino.
"The white kona cotton broadcloth with light blue organza then I guess?" said the tall man in a rather loud stage whisper.
"Nah, too traditional. How about black spandex with red lycra stripes?"
"How about no. That's for your honeymoon, not the wedding ceremony." Jun took the fabric off the older man. Nino at the same time gave his boyfriend a chaste kiss on the cheek and sat him back down in his chair. The two left in a similar fashion leaving Ohno behind to continue munching on his banana.
5. The wedding finally happened. It took place in Jun's relatively small apartment ("You guys are so helping me clean after this!") soon after they returned from Sapporo.
They managed to smuggle some of the decorations off the various "One Love" perfromance sets and changed Matsumoto's chic art nouveau living area/dinning room/kitchen into a small wedding party. Sho went out and ordered plenty of food and alcohol from the nearby convenience to feed the rather hungry group. Jun allowed them to use wine from his special collection just for the occasion, so he went through cases and cases explaining to no in particular the taste, smell and texture of each bottle. Aiba attempted to busy himself by going into the kitchen to bake a wedding cake, until Jun pushed him aside told him to fold the napkins instead.
After many battles with streamers, arguments between Sho and Jun as to who would film, five bags of Tongari Corn eaten by Riida, and Nino yelling that if they weren't done by the time he reached the second to last level he would leave, the set up was finally done. They even got Ohno into a nice sport jacket, courtesy of the Matsumoto closet, and Nino into his top hat.
Sho performed the ceremony, Aiba acted as both the flower girl ("Flower man." "You make it sound like you're some super hero." "Really?! What super powers do I have?") and the ring-pop bearer while Jun sat down to record the event and pretended to not cry. Nino waited at the "alter" while Ohno trotted down the "aisle" ("Does this make me the bride?" "No, I just have a top hat so that makes me the groom." "...what?").
In end, Nino and Ohno knew everything was fake. That the flowers were plastic ones found in the dark recesses of Jun's storage space. That the music was played by a CD player and not on the piano. That the wedding cake was actually pound cake Sho managed to order on his way back from food shopping. All of it, even down to the borrowed clothes were fake. They weren't really married and under law they could never really be married.
But the kiss and the emotions behind that kiss at the end of the ceremony was real and that was all that the two needed.
And beer. Lots of beer...
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ohmiya, Gen
Disclaimer: I can't afford a can of soda, so no I don't own these boys
Warning: Just one curse word. One. And long title.
Genre: Romance, fluff, comedy
Notes: This is for evolardnek 's Ohmiya Wedding. I hope she likes it. This is totally un-beta-ed and feels more like word vomit than actual fic, but I gave it my best so please enjoy.
1. When Nino suggested that he and Ohno should get married during one of their concerts, he got varied reactions from his fellow members.
Sho was only slightly shocked to hear the suggestion and very seriously said, "...but that's not legal in Japan."
Aiba was very excited for his two friends and started shouting and squealing and asking his own wild questions like, "Can I throw the flowers?!" and "Wait, if I throw the flowers, does that make me a girl?" and "Will there even be flowers or just the normal sparkly confetti?" and of course the most important question of them all, "Who is wearing the dress?"
Matsumoto, as if it happened before many times, answered, "No." Unfortunely for Nino, this was also Ohno's answer.
"You don't want to marry me Oh-chan?" asked Nino with huge puppy eyes, trying with all his might to use his amazing Hollywood acting skills to make Ohno cave. And if that didn't work dinner and/or withholding sex always did the job.
"I do, but my mom is not going to be at that concert."
2. As many would know, Ohno Satoshi liked to get drunk. He also liked to call people when he was drunk.
"YOU! Marry me!"
"Riida, I have to film in 2 hours. Go to sleep."
"YOU! Marry me!"
"Satoshi? I thought I told you not to drunk dial my house phone! My father might pick up!"
"YOU! Marry me!"
"Captain! Are you drunk too?! Isn't Arashi awesome?! We are so awesome, right?! I love you guys so- !" The line was suddenly cut off after Ohno heard what he thinks (in his drunken haze at least) was the voice of Yokoyama Yu saying, "Kappe! Don't put your shirt on the table!"
"YOU! Marry me!"
"I will after I beat this boss."
Ohno didn't hear this because he had already fallen asleep with his phone plastered to his ear. The next day he awoke to a very angry gamer, yelling at him through the hang over about something to do with not being able to kill a Ganon-something thanks to beer.
3. "If you two get married, who is going to take who's name?" asked Aiba while they were filming for Step-and-Go. The Ohmiya SK duo looked at each other, but before either could answer Jun did.
"Nino would take Ohno's name obviously," he said quite Domyouji like while his hair was getting fixed by one of the stylists.
"The older one adopts the younger one isn't it? Otherwise the papers would look strange."
"Or they could keep their own names," retorted Sho from behind a newspaper. "Celebrities do that you know. To keep everyone from getting confused."
"Then what's the point? They could easily just say they are partners at that rate and not get married," retailed Jun after the stylist left frustrated with Jun's constant tugging at his own hair. He leaned back into his seat and looked ready for a fight. Sho, not one to back down arguing with the youngest, lowered his paper to look the other man in the eye.
"Marriage isn't just about papers. It is about giving your heart to someone your love."
"You make them sound like some sappy hetero couple! You know the only reason they would get married is to get Riida out of his mother's house ("Am I leaving my house, Nino?" "No you aren't yet.") so they can fuck without interruption. At least they can get insurance if their names are the same and other family benefits."
"Of course you only think of the benefits right Matsumoto?" Matsumoto stood up and Sho folded his paper. Aiba looked worried, but didn't want to say anything in case it made them even more upset. To lower the tension of the room, Nino cleared his throat.
"Let's get this straight," he started and took Ohno's hand into his. "I'm not taking Oh-chan's name and Oh-chan is not taking mine. We are going to rename ourselves Ohmiya."
"Ohh..."
4. The leader of Arashi was happily munching on a banana in one of the dressing rooms when a small flurry of Matsujun and Nino came into the room. Nino made him stand up and do all sorts of poses while Matsujun, with different types of cloth slung over his shoulders, ran a measuring tape across his body. When that was over Jun proceeded on draping the fabric on Ohno, taking notes and whispering to Nino.
"The white kona cotton broadcloth with light blue organza then I guess?" said the tall man in a rather loud stage whisper.
"Nah, too traditional. How about black spandex with red lycra stripes?"
"How about no. That's for your honeymoon, not the wedding ceremony." Jun took the fabric off the older man. Nino at the same time gave his boyfriend a chaste kiss on the cheek and sat him back down in his chair. The two left in a similar fashion leaving Ohno behind to continue munching on his banana.
5. The wedding finally happened. It took place in Jun's relatively small apartment ("You guys are so helping me clean after this!") soon after they returned from Sapporo.
They managed to smuggle some of the decorations off the various "One Love" perfromance sets and changed Matsumoto's chic art nouveau living area/dinning room/kitchen into a small wedding party. Sho went out and ordered plenty of food and alcohol from the nearby convenience to feed the rather hungry group. Jun allowed them to use wine from his special collection just for the occasion, so he went through cases and cases explaining to no in particular the taste, smell and texture of each bottle. Aiba attempted to busy himself by going into the kitchen to bake a wedding cake, until Jun pushed him aside told him to fold the napkins instead.
After many battles with streamers, arguments between Sho and Jun as to who would film, five bags of Tongari Corn eaten by Riida, and Nino yelling that if they weren't done by the time he reached the second to last level he would leave, the set up was finally done. They even got Ohno into a nice sport jacket, courtesy of the Matsumoto closet, and Nino into his top hat.
Sho performed the ceremony, Aiba acted as both the flower girl ("Flower man." "You make it sound like you're some super hero." "Really?! What super powers do I have?") and the ring-pop bearer while Jun sat down to record the event and pretended to not cry. Nino waited at the "alter" while Ohno trotted down the "aisle" ("Does this make me the bride?" "No, I just have a top hat so that makes me the groom." "...what?").
In end, Nino and Ohno knew everything was fake. That the flowers were plastic ones found in the dark recesses of Jun's storage space. That the music was played by a CD player and not on the piano. That the wedding cake was actually pound cake Sho managed to order on his way back from food shopping. All of it, even down to the borrowed clothes were fake. They weren't really married and under law they could never really be married.
But the kiss and the emotions behind that kiss at the end of the ceremony was real and that was all that the two needed.
And beer. Lots of beer...