3366 HQ screencaps for 3x11 Utopia and a recap - Part 1
Here's my recap of Utopia. Did this episode Rock or what? If nothing else I hope Murray Gold gets some kind of recognition for his music in this episode. I thought it was bloody Fantastic. Absolutely perfect!
This episode was so good, that my recap has expanded into 3 posts. The link for the zipped screencaps is, as always, at the end of the final post.
Name: Doctor Who
Episode: Utopia
Number:3366
File/Size: .zip/136mb
Oh and some of my comments get a little NC-17. Just so you know.
Oh lookie boys and girls. Cardiff!!
"All of Time as Space he tells me. And we end up in Cardiff. WTF Doctor?."
"What's wrong with Cardiff? Lovely city. It's got the Millenium Center. Cardiff Castle. Cardiff Bay. I come here quite often actually. First time I was here, I met Charles Dickens. Brilliant. Of course then there was the Gelth. That wasn't so much fun. Then there was the Slytheen and Margret. Or Blon rather. And that earthquake? Yup that was me. Well, when I say me, I mean the TARDIS. When I say the TARDIS, I mean the rift reacting to the TARDIS and the tribophysical waveform macro-kinetic extrapolator that we were using for a power boost. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right Cardiff. There's this rift that I use to fuel the TARDIS. Won't be but a tick."
ZOMG IT'S JACK!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
"Oh lookie. Jack's on the Telly."
"Wait, that's not right. Must run away, like the big coward I am."
Well Jack ain't having none of that shit.
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
The TARDIS isn't happy, and shower's the Doctor and Martha with sparks. Frankly, I think the Doctor had it wrong when he said that the TARDIS flew to the end of the universe to get away from Jack. I think the TARDIS was pissed at the Doctor for running away....AGAIN! Good TARDIS.
As a result, this it the expression the Doctor got when he realized the truth about the TARDIS' feelings about Jack. She's showing him what they got up to whenever the Doctor was out sexing up Rose. XD
*tries really hard not to comment on the size of JB's mouth.* *sooo hard*
Jack's version of TARDIS humping!
Meet Future Kinds leader. Ain't he a doll?
And this is his better half. *SHUDDERS*
OMG John got his name in the opening credits. So cool. He deserved it.
This poor guy looks like he might be having a rough day.
Especially when faced with this. *SHUDDERS some more.*
"HUUUUUUUUUUMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
DEREK JACOBI! SQUEEEEEEE. Sry bout that.
Meet Professor Yana.
Chan and this is Chantho tho. Chan the sexiest bug I've ever seen tho.
Something's a little odd about the Proffessor though. He tends to zone out and channel the Little Drummer Boy.
He's soon distracted though when a rather strange square blip shows up on his radar. Hmmmm. Wonder what it could be?
Martha asks the Doctor what's out there at the end of the universe. He answers with a 'I don't know."
This amazes Martha, who like most women who have to deal with a 'MrKnowitAll' on a daily basis, feels the need to make him repeat it.
"I don't know what's out there. But we should really, really leave."
*GULP*
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
QUARRYS FTW! What would Doctor Who be without quarries.
Nice night for a stroll, don't you think?
OMG The TARDIS squished someone.
Captain Jack. Playing dead since 1892. Or 5.5/apple/26. Or...Ah hell. He's been doing it for a while.
While Martha runs in for a med kit. The Doctor takes a moment to ogle a prone Jack make his apologies.
"You'd think in the year 100 000 000 000 000 000, people would have better fasion sense. I guess there's no accounting for taste."
"Yeah well, Jack's always ahead and behind the times, depending when you are."
"What, you know this guy?"
"Yeah, he's an old lover friend of mine."
"I'm so sorry. But he's dead."
"Or maybe not." That Jack. He's such a kidder.
The Doctor contemplates all the different ways he can kill Jack now and get away with it. Erotic asphyxiation is high on his list of course.
"Captain Jack Harkness. How're YOU doin?"
Captain Jack...Intergalactic Man!Whore. Gotta love him!
"Oh will you stop it!" Face it Doc, you're just jealous.
"I'm just saying hello!" OH God, his face. Barrowman is just so camp. In fact he carries enough camp for Doctor Who all by himself.
"Doctor."
"Captain."
"Hold on. Have you had some work done?" You're looking rather good for your age. *groan*
"You're one to talk."
"OH yeah. The face. Regeneration. Not as hot as the big ears I know. But kinda pretty don't you think?"
Regeneration? WTF???!
Now it's time for the emo.
"You abandoned me?"
But amazingly, for the Doctor, we get very little in the way of emo. Are you feeling ok Doc?"
"Did I? Busy life. Moving on."
Martha is getting a nasty lesson in Time Lords companions 101.
But Jack is also carrying the emo rather well on his own as well. Look, real tears.
"The battle of CAnary Wharf. Rose Tyler. It said she was dead."
"Oh know. Sorry. Parallell world. Safe and sound. With Mickey and Jackie."
"ZOMG I'm so happy I could kiss you."
"But I'll settle for a manly hug instead." I wonder which one farted first. David or John? You know they did. Couple of silly Scottish boys.
"Good old Rose." That's right GOOD OLD ROSE. You just remember that!
"So there I was in the year 200100 and Mister Big Ears Pooh Head over there takes off without me. But I had this. It's called a Vortex Manipulator. He's not the only one who can Time Travel."
"Oh Puuuleeeze. Don't listen to a thing he says. My ears were not that big."
"Erm, I mean..That is not space travel."
"It's more like I have a sports car, and you have a space hopper."
"Oh ho. Why don't you just whip em out right now and we'll see whose is bigger."
"I'm game."
"Anyway, I kinda got the time wrong and got dumped in 1869, and this thing crapped out."
"Mine's bigger."
"Is that what happened, then Doctor? Why did you leave him behind?"
"I was busy." Well, he was busy regenerating. That has to count for something. NO? Yeah, you're right.
"Seriously though, do you just dump us when we start to bore you?" "Not if you're blonde."
Jazz Hands.
"Oh she was blonde figures."
"You two! We're at the end of the universe. End of knowledge itself and you're busy blogging!" *read stop talking about me and putting me on the spot. it makes me uncomfortable.*
*POUT*
Oh look. That guy's so screwed.
Team TARDIS is on the case.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE Man, I missed this."
Looks like they are trying to out macho each other. Barrowman running full out made me laugh. Not sure what it was. He just seems so over the top.
er
"HUUUUMAAAN MEAT!"
"MUMMY!"
"I gotcha. I gotcha!"
Jack pulls out his gun and aims it at the angry horde but the Doctor yells at him.
So he shoots a few rounds off into the air instead.
ZOMG it's Tommy Lee meets Hellraiser.
"It's ok. My ship is right over there. We'll be safe there."
"Or, maybe not."
"We just have to make it to the silo. Then we'll be safe."
"Silo for me please."
So they make if to the silo, where they are forced to go emergency dental exams. But ultimately allowed to enter.
Human meat? I can haz some?
Padra: How 'bout that football?
Guard: I won 50quid on that last game.
Doctor: Dudes? WTF!?!
Upon learning of the 'Doctor of everything's' arrival, Chan Chantho doesn't seem impressed tho. Chan she doesn't want anyone coming between her and her professor tho.
"My ship. It's a blue box. Wooden. Says Police. I'm always loosing the bloody thing."
"Seriously Doctor, I've lost my family and you'e worried about a blue wooden box. Talk about priorities." "Well soooory."
Enter the cutest Doctor Who kid EVER. This is what they should have done last year. Instead of creating an entire episode around the winning kids creature, they should have just let him appear in an episode. Then 'Love and Monsters' wouldn't have happened and all would be well with the world.
The Doctor, Jack and Martha get led through the throngs of refugee humans. Jack insults half of them by saying they stink but the Doctor is rather fond of the 'ripe old stink of humans.' He then blathers on about how humans always survive in this form despite having spent 1 million years evolving into gas and another million evolving into downloads. Who else found this amusing? Especially the downloads part. That's so Rusty, with his contempt for all things internets. The gas thing was probably added because of all the gassiness on set. LOL.
In amongst all this indominable human spirit Padra finds his family.
And Jack finds someone else to chat up. Not that, that's surprising.
But luckily, Jack stays close because he needs to make sure the Doctor doesn't walk out of doorways into nothing ness.
"How'd you get by without me."
"Heee, wouldn't you like to know."
All three of them take a minute for a little Rocket Envy.
Professor Yana meets the Doctor. And it's GOOD!
But not everything is good. One of those crazy Hannibal Lecter worshippers has managed to get past the savvy dental workers at the front gate. Actually, I've said this before. She's just a convenient plot device. Rusty needed someone on the inside to throw a wrench into our heros plans. So here ya go. Easy peezy.
Yana show's the Doctor around his laboratory, explaining everything at a hundred miles a minute. Sound familiar?
Martha introduces herself to Chantho. "Chan very pleased to meet you tho."
If it's vaguely humanoid, and attractive, Jack''ll hit it.
Continued in part 2
This episode was so good, that my recap has expanded into 3 posts. The link for the zipped screencaps is, as always, at the end of the final post.
Name: Doctor Who
Episode: Utopia
Number:3366
File/Size: .zip/136mb
Oh and some of my comments get a little NC-17. Just so you know.
Oh lookie boys and girls. Cardiff!!
"All of Time as Space he tells me. And we end up in Cardiff. WTF Doctor?."
"What's wrong with Cardiff? Lovely city. It's got the Millenium Center. Cardiff Castle. Cardiff Bay. I come here quite often actually. First time I was here, I met Charles Dickens. Brilliant. Of course then there was the Gelth. That wasn't so much fun. Then there was the Slytheen and Margret. Or Blon rather. And that earthquake? Yup that was me. Well, when I say me, I mean the TARDIS. When I say the TARDIS, I mean the rift reacting to the TARDIS and the tribophysical waveform macro-kinetic extrapolator that we were using for a power boost. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right Cardiff. There's this rift that I use to fuel the TARDIS. Won't be but a tick."
ZOMG IT'S JACK!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
"Oh lookie. Jack's on the Telly."
"Wait, that's not right. Must run away, like the big coward I am."
Well Jack ain't having none of that shit.
I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
The TARDIS isn't happy, and shower's the Doctor and Martha with sparks. Frankly, I think the Doctor had it wrong when he said that the TARDIS flew to the end of the universe to get away from Jack. I think the TARDIS was pissed at the Doctor for running away....AGAIN! Good TARDIS.
As a result, this it the expression the Doctor got when he realized the truth about the TARDIS' feelings about Jack. She's showing him what they got up to whenever the Doctor was out sexing up Rose. XD
*tries really hard not to comment on the size of JB's mouth.* *sooo hard*
Jack's version of TARDIS humping!
Meet Future Kinds leader. Ain't he a doll?
And this is his better half. *SHUDDERS*
OMG John got his name in the opening credits. So cool. He deserved it.
This poor guy looks like he might be having a rough day.
Especially when faced with this. *SHUDDERS some more.*
"HUUUUUUUUUUMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
DEREK JACOBI! SQUEEEEEEE. Sry bout that.
Meet Professor Yana.
Chan and this is Chantho tho. Chan the sexiest bug I've ever seen tho.
Something's a little odd about the Proffessor though. He tends to zone out and channel the Little Drummer Boy.
He's soon distracted though when a rather strange square blip shows up on his radar. Hmmmm. Wonder what it could be?
Martha asks the Doctor what's out there at the end of the universe. He answers with a 'I don't know."
This amazes Martha, who like most women who have to deal with a 'MrKnowitAll' on a daily basis, feels the need to make him repeat it.
"I don't know what's out there. But we should really, really leave."
*GULP*
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
QUARRYS FTW! What would Doctor Who be without quarries.
Nice night for a stroll, don't you think?
OMG The TARDIS squished someone.
Captain Jack. Playing dead since 1892. Or 5.5/apple/26. Or...Ah hell. He's been doing it for a while.
While Martha runs in for a med kit. The Doctor takes a moment to ogle a prone Jack make his apologies.
"You'd think in the year 100 000 000 000 000 000, people would have better fasion sense. I guess there's no accounting for taste."
"Yeah well, Jack's always ahead and behind the times, depending when you are."
"What, you know this guy?"
"Yeah, he's an old lover friend of mine."
"I'm so sorry. But he's dead."
"Or maybe not." That Jack. He's such a kidder.
The Doctor contemplates all the different ways he can kill Jack now and get away with it. Erotic asphyxiation is high on his list of course.
"Captain Jack Harkness. How're YOU doin?"
Captain Jack...Intergalactic Man!Whore. Gotta love him!
"Oh will you stop it!" Face it Doc, you're just jealous.
"I'm just saying hello!" OH God, his face. Barrowman is just so camp. In fact he carries enough camp for Doctor Who all by himself.
"Doctor."
"Captain."
"Hold on. Have you had some work done?" You're looking rather good for your age. *groan*
"You're one to talk."
"OH yeah. The face. Regeneration. Not as hot as the big ears I know. But kinda pretty don't you think?"
Regeneration? WTF???!
Now it's time for the emo.
"You abandoned me?"
But amazingly, for the Doctor, we get very little in the way of emo. Are you feeling ok Doc?"
"Did I? Busy life. Moving on."
Martha is getting a nasty lesson in Time Lords companions 101.
But Jack is also carrying the emo rather well on his own as well. Look, real tears.
"The battle of CAnary Wharf. Rose Tyler. It said she was dead."
"Oh know. Sorry. Parallell world. Safe and sound. With Mickey and Jackie."
"ZOMG I'm so happy I could kiss you."
"But I'll settle for a manly hug instead." I wonder which one farted first. David or John? You know they did. Couple of silly Scottish boys.
"Good old Rose." That's right GOOD OLD ROSE. You just remember that!
"So there I was in the year 200100 and Mister Big Ears Pooh Head over there takes off without me. But I had this. It's called a Vortex Manipulator. He's not the only one who can Time Travel."
"Oh Puuuleeeze. Don't listen to a thing he says. My ears were not that big."
"Erm, I mean..That is not space travel."
"It's more like I have a sports car, and you have a space hopper."
"Oh ho. Why don't you just whip em out right now and we'll see whose is bigger."
"I'm game."
"Anyway, I kinda got the time wrong and got dumped in 1869, and this thing crapped out."
"Mine's bigger."
"Is that what happened, then Doctor? Why did you leave him behind?"
"I was busy." Well, he was busy regenerating. That has to count for something. NO? Yeah, you're right.
"Seriously though, do you just dump us when we start to bore you?" "Not if you're blonde."
Jazz Hands.
"Oh she was blonde figures."
"You two! We're at the end of the universe. End of knowledge itself and you're busy blogging!" *read stop talking about me and putting me on the spot. it makes me uncomfortable.*
*POUT*
Oh look. That guy's so screwed.
Team TARDIS is on the case.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEE Man, I missed this."
Looks like they are trying to out macho each other. Barrowman running full out made me laugh. Not sure what it was. He just seems so over the top.
er
"HUUUUMAAAN MEAT!"
"MUMMY!"
"I gotcha. I gotcha!"
Jack pulls out his gun and aims it at the angry horde but the Doctor yells at him.
So he shoots a few rounds off into the air instead.
ZOMG it's Tommy Lee meets Hellraiser.
"It's ok. My ship is right over there. We'll be safe there."
"Or, maybe not."
"We just have to make it to the silo. Then we'll be safe."
"Silo for me please."
So they make if to the silo, where they are forced to go emergency dental exams. But ultimately allowed to enter.
Human meat? I can haz some?
Padra: How 'bout that football?
Guard: I won 50quid on that last game.
Doctor: Dudes? WTF!?!
Upon learning of the 'Doctor of everything's' arrival, Chan Chantho doesn't seem impressed tho. Chan she doesn't want anyone coming between her and her professor tho.
"My ship. It's a blue box. Wooden. Says Police. I'm always loosing the bloody thing."
"Seriously Doctor, I've lost my family and you'e worried about a blue wooden box. Talk about priorities." "Well soooory."
Enter the cutest Doctor Who kid EVER. This is what they should have done last year. Instead of creating an entire episode around the winning kids creature, they should have just let him appear in an episode. Then 'Love and Monsters' wouldn't have happened and all would be well with the world.
The Doctor, Jack and Martha get led through the throngs of refugee humans. Jack insults half of them by saying they stink but the Doctor is rather fond of the 'ripe old stink of humans.' He then blathers on about how humans always survive in this form despite having spent 1 million years evolving into gas and another million evolving into downloads. Who else found this amusing? Especially the downloads part. That's so Rusty, with his contempt for all things internets. The gas thing was probably added because of all the gassiness on set. LOL.
In amongst all this indominable human spirit Padra finds his family.
And Jack finds someone else to chat up. Not that, that's surprising.
But luckily, Jack stays close because he needs to make sure the Doctor doesn't walk out of doorways into nothing ness.
"How'd you get by without me."
"Heee, wouldn't you like to know."
All three of them take a minute for a little Rocket Envy.
Professor Yana meets the Doctor. And it's GOOD!
But not everything is good. One of those crazy Hannibal Lecter worshippers has managed to get past the savvy dental workers at the front gate. Actually, I've said this before. She's just a convenient plot device. Rusty needed someone on the inside to throw a wrench into our heros plans. So here ya go. Easy peezy.
Yana show's the Doctor around his laboratory, explaining everything at a hundred miles a minute. Sound familiar?
Martha introduces herself to Chantho. "Chan very pleased to meet you tho."
If it's vaguely humanoid, and attractive, Jack''ll hit it.
Continued in part 2