jeuvinille hall, cops, and a bag of chex mix
so last night ashley calls me asking me if i want to go offroading with her, matt, and weird brandon. seth had obviously decided he didn't want to hang out so i accepted. so we go. well it's out in like, i wanna say riverside type area ( i really don't know) and i'm slowly realizing that they don't really remember where they are going. well after turning luckily only down one wrong street we find the area they're looking for. well on the way down to the uh...dirt...we see a cop and he's pulled someone over. i'm thinking "wellshit that's not really a good sign". but we keep going. not 5 minutes later we see like 3 cop cars have stopped some more people. so what do we do? oh, we keep going. we found like this really narrow dirt road and decide to follow it. well it keeps going and we're passing like houses and stuff. the road seriously goes for like 10 minutes before it starts getting really steep and ends at.........a youth correctional facility. who the hell puts a fucking jeuvinille hall at the end of a residential area??? granted it was like maybe 10 houses, but still. we end up turning around and brandon decides to hit the gas a little going back down the hill. i'm like what the hell are you doing, are you crazy? so he stops. in case you didn't know, i don't like being in unfamiliar places and i really don't like it if i don't feel safe. well ashley knows this and she can see it on my face. i was just not in a good mood at that point. so we decide to head home. well ashley has to pee so we stop at this mini mart. while waiting for ashley i spot turtle chex mix. i swear the halleljah chorus came on. i highly reccomend turtle chex mix. anywho, i get the mix and we go outside. well for some damn reason, no one gets in the car. so we stand there. fate had it out for us because sure enough, a cop car pulls into the very same gas station/mini mart parking lot. well they go the long way around to this parking spot that is just out of our line of sight. so we continue to stand there. well they get out of the car and slowly walk up to us. i guess i was nervous cuz i started eating the chex mix about 10 times faster than i was before. so one of the cops asks us what we're doing standing outside a mini mart and if it's the new cool place to hang out. then they ask us where we're from so we say huntington beach. the cop is like, "hey we just busted some kids from huntington down in the canyon". they're the same freaking cops we saw down there. well they keep talking to us and one of them notices matt's keychain hanging out of his pocket so he says "did you graduate from there?" it's freaking NA key chain. so matt's just kinda like uh kinda. and of course the next question the cop asks is "what were you on" matt just flat out says meth. there was nothing else he could do. so the cop is asking him if he's clean and stuff and he goes "yeah i can tell you guys aren't on anything. you can tell when someone is on meth. unless it's mixed with cocaine. but you have to do it in perfect amounts. you know what you guys should do. meth and heroin. cuz then you balance out." we're all just standing there lik wtf?!? he's giving us drug tips!!! so then he starts asking us if we have any records so ashley and i tell him that we have had parking tickets. but brandon...oh brandon...he tells the guy that he's on probation. so of course he has to know what for. breaking and entering!!! so the cop takes his licence and writes down his information and asks him a few questions about it but eventually he's satisfied with us and tells us to have a good night. by this time my chex mix is gone. i have never eaten a bag of chex mix that fast. so that was my night last night. i honestly don't think i will ever agree to go offroading with them again. haha!