We have an apartment.  In Andersonville.  Barring any bizarre circumstances, we drop the signed lease and check off tomorrow in the AM and we will be moving into it on Saturday morning.  This is a good thing, seeing as our lease is up at 10AM this coming Monday.  In this regard, I bring you to this link which, while entertaining, does not quite ( Read more... )

 Great Product, Poor Packaging
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty...
 

ladystrange5150 and techn0mage , this cat totally reminds me of Brenna!

My Cat is a Jerk!

...should stay on Lulu.  Case in point:

The author, himself, says, "My name is Paul Photenhauer. My friends call me "Fotie" and you can too. I enjoy food and cooking it - especially when I add a little semen to the dishes I create. No, I'm not joking and no, I'm not some sort of whacky freak. I'm just passionate about everything I do, including ( Read more... )

But for the couple of you who I texted today about working with a guy who reminded me of Homer Simpson - well, it's the Mr. Sparkle Homer that he really reminded me of.  Except he had a Hindi accent.  Really.  I could barely keep from laughing.  I am jut glad he was the last one of the day.

Youtube has the video, but only in Espanol.

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The actual ( Read more... )

I keep thinking about the 80 year old lady I saw today, cruising down highway 58 in Elgin on her Rascal.  Really.  I tried very hard to get a pic of her on my cellphone, but I didn't want to be the cause of the accident she was aiming for.

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Legendary Maori comedian, Billy James.  "...and some glue for your children..."

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Never mind the crassness, but, at work, I get the best Spam.  Like today.  I recieved this very important message in the general email for GSS:

Your tiny penis looks like from the Disney World. With Penis Enlarge Patch it will look like from the Giant Planet.

http://www.raipade.net/

With Penis Enlarge Patch your penis will not be afraid of the outer ( Read more... )

Most of you have suffered through at least one lengthy conversation about my "wonderous" feline and his fat orange sidekick. You probably are also aware of my theory regarding the Cat Commander and my cat's special mission to "spread the love" by taking on the great enemy of domestic felines everywhere: the damned door. Furthermore, I have ( Read more... )