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Britney Spears: You think I'm crazy? I'll show you crazy!
Britney Spears in what many think is an act of defiance against the assumption that she has lost her mind has recently spoken out at a press release 7:32pm today at local Ben And Jerry's in Hollywood California.
"Wanna piece of me?!" Britney asked paparazzi as she hurled rocks into the crowd. The former pop sensation seems to have taken it upon herself to talk on behalf of two or more of her twelve or so selves'. "I can take you out for chinese food!" She screamed till her lungs spit forthe blood.
Photographers seemed unfazed by the rain of granite and body fluids. Doing as one man rationalized "Hey, at least she's not driving."
While many are spectulating that crack is to blame, many were quickly silenced when she shot up smack in front of 200 photogs and proceeded to fling feces at passing cars. Saying one motorist "Should I be flattered to have the miss Spears in such close contact with me?"
Police were finally called when Britney sacrificed her children with what seemed to be a large spare tire. Asked why she was acting as such she just responded by speaking in toungues. After trying to scratch the approaching authorities she was shot down in a hail storm of bullets.
Before police could approach the body she spurt back onto her hands and crab walked to the nearest sewer drain.
She is to be considered highly dangerous and LA police have advised that all within a thirty mile radius to call 911 immediately upon seeing the said miss Spears. "We'll get that bitch!" Police cheif said cocking his gun. "We should of known this day would be coming, ever since she put out 'Oops! I Did It Again!' She was showing all the classic signs..."
Dr Phill (Noted and widely regarded Britney specialist) has told the press and anyone who will listen that, quote "She is one crazy crack ho."
The other Spears' could not be reached for comment as they were currently in pursuit of fresh human flesh to eat.
Britney Spears in what many think is an act of defiance against the assumption that she has lost her mind has recently spoken out at a press release 7:32pm today at local Ben And Jerry's in Hollywood California.
"Wanna piece of me?!" Britney asked paparazzi as she hurled rocks into the crowd. The former pop sensation seems to have taken it upon herself to talk on behalf of two or more of her twelve or so selves'. "I can take you out for chinese food!" She screamed till her lungs spit forthe blood.
Photographers seemed unfazed by the rain of granite and body fluids. Doing as one man rationalized "Hey, at least she's not driving."
While many are spectulating that crack is to blame, many were quickly silenced when she shot up smack in front of 200 photogs and proceeded to fling feces at passing cars. Saying one motorist "Should I be flattered to have the miss Spears in such close contact with me?"
Police were finally called when Britney sacrificed her children with what seemed to be a large spare tire. Asked why she was acting as such she just responded by speaking in toungues. After trying to scratch the approaching authorities she was shot down in a hail storm of bullets.
Before police could approach the body she spurt back onto her hands and crab walked to the nearest sewer drain.
She is to be considered highly dangerous and LA police have advised that all within a thirty mile radius to call 911 immediately upon seeing the said miss Spears. "We'll get that bitch!" Police cheif said cocking his gun. "We should of known this day would be coming, ever since she put out 'Oops! I Did It Again!' She was showing all the classic signs..."
Dr Phill (Noted and widely regarded Britney specialist) has told the press and anyone who will listen that, quote "She is one crazy crack ho."
The other Spears' could not be reached for comment as they were currently in pursuit of fresh human flesh to eat.