Movies M. Night Shyamalan should of directed
:::Titanic:::
Star crossed lovers on the doomed 1912 luxury liner find out that icebergs and ships do not mix.
Twist ending: Rose turns out to be a man, Jack's not really all that surprised.
:::No Country For Old Men:::
Some dude finds money and heroin around a bunch of dead guys in a truck, steals the money, and hilarity insues.
Twist ending: Tommy Lee Jones isn't really a cop, he's just a bad assed man and no one ever really questioned him.
:::Dances With Wolves:::
Not much of a plot really... Kevin Costner befriends some Indiands, wolves are involved, and you get to see his butt.
Twist ending: Local youths unmask Kevin Costner to find (To their shock) that he is in fact Old Man Huggins from the old haunted amusement park, he then in turn displays his distate for youths and their dogs.
:::The Departed:::
A bunch of cops and robbers love and murder in this modern day story about cops and robbers, and their moles.
Twist ending: Batman has an odor problem, Robin lays an egg, The Batmobile loses a wheel, and Jack Nicholson (Who turns out to be, in actuallity The Joker) gets away.
:::An Inconvienant Truth:::
We're polluting our planet, and nature fights back!
Wait... No... That's the Happening.
Twist ending: Al Gore accidently sets fire to 300,000 acres of brazillian rain forest in a hilariously ironic scene involving James Blunt, a poodle, and a blow torch.
Star crossed lovers on the doomed 1912 luxury liner find out that icebergs and ships do not mix.
Twist ending: Rose turns out to be a man, Jack's not really all that surprised.
:::No Country For Old Men:::
Some dude finds money and heroin around a bunch of dead guys in a truck, steals the money, and hilarity insues.
Twist ending: Tommy Lee Jones isn't really a cop, he's just a bad assed man and no one ever really questioned him.
:::Dances With Wolves:::
Not much of a plot really... Kevin Costner befriends some Indiands, wolves are involved, and you get to see his butt.
Twist ending: Local youths unmask Kevin Costner to find (To their shock) that he is in fact Old Man Huggins from the old haunted amusement park, he then in turn displays his distate for youths and their dogs.
:::The Departed:::
A bunch of cops and robbers love and murder in this modern day story about cops and robbers, and their moles.
Twist ending: Batman has an odor problem, Robin lays an egg, The Batmobile loses a wheel, and Jack Nicholson (Who turns out to be, in actuallity The Joker) gets away.
:::An Inconvienant Truth:::
We're polluting our planet, and nature fights back!
Wait... No... That's the Happening.
Twist ending: Al Gore accidently sets fire to 300,000 acres of brazillian rain forest in a hilariously ironic scene involving James Blunt, a poodle, and a blow torch.