Dude, you are getting busted!
Those were the opening lines to an article about my alter-ego, the Dell Boy, getting arrested on possession... oh hell, Steven, you are a pothead. C'mon, who didn't think he was smoking down? Dude... that sucks, but I figured it was all part of his sales pitch. Want to talk about computers over these nice brownies with my special herb. It was all in the sales approach, no wonder he sold so many...
Speaking of weed, crop, mary jane, dope, wacky tobacky, etc... that is what my flat reeked of yesterday. I saw Omar (the new flatmate) for maybe 20 seconds and he had enough on him to just fill the hallways with the scent. It was like opening a car freshener, putting it up to your nose, and taking a deep healthy breath. I think Omar slept well.
In other drug news, Wayne State may make my life easier, which means I can get off the smack. Until then, anyone want to play HORSE?
I thought about ending today's update with a quote from American Psycho, one of the best selling books of the 90s by Bret Easton Ellis. I hope this doesn't offend anyone:
'Okay, okay, okay,' Van Patten says. 'This is my question. A two parter...' He pauses dramatically. 'Now are rounded collars too dressy or too casual? Part two, which tie knot looks best with them?'
I know what book is gruesome, I hope no one was offended by it.
Speaking of weed, crop, mary jane, dope, wacky tobacky, etc... that is what my flat reeked of yesterday. I saw Omar (the new flatmate) for maybe 20 seconds and he had enough on him to just fill the hallways with the scent. It was like opening a car freshener, putting it up to your nose, and taking a deep healthy breath. I think Omar slept well.
In other drug news, Wayne State may make my life easier, which means I can get off the smack. Until then, anyone want to play HORSE?
I thought about ending today's update with a quote from American Psycho, one of the best selling books of the 90s by Bret Easton Ellis. I hope this doesn't offend anyone:
'Okay, okay, okay,' Van Patten says. 'This is my question. A two parter...' He pauses dramatically. 'Now are rounded collars too dressy or too casual? Part two, which tie knot looks best with them?'
I know what book is gruesome, I hope no one was offended by it.