Dear Mother Nature
Dear Mother Nature,
Normally I appreciate your beauty. Your beauty comes in a variety of ways that sometimes includes storms. I love watching storms.
However, walking to class/work in the pouring rain is not suitable to my liking. This whole walking into the office looking like a wet rat? Not cool. So if you could please cease and desist the constant raining, I'd appreciate it.
Solutions to this problem: rain storms at night only. :-)
Sincerely,
An administrative assistant who wore a white blouse to work today