These are my thoughts as they come to me...

[somethingcory]

I met a guy tonight

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[blueoz_sosad]

Oh, fine! I guess you don't remember the first time we met at a clevengers party, hmm?! You had a fuzzy boa around your neck and you gave me your number and I sleezily didn't call you back!

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[somethingcory]

I never did such a thing!