I fucking love my mother!!!!
So my mom called to tell me she put money in my bank... 200 when I asked for 50. she said "now go to the movies or something", I said "movies I'm buying groceries all I've got left is mac and cheese and bread" to which she replied "no you have the amex gold for groceries spend the 200 on going out or go buy yourself some POT" She actually told me to buy pot with her money, I know she doesn't expect me to blow it all on trees and I won't. I just had to share my mother with the world.