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~ ♥ ~ Oh, I do wish a man with a magnificent physique and rugged features would save me from the wretched darkness of my--
My...
Oh, God! This again? The corset still doesn't fit, and salmon is hardly a colour that flatters my complexion, and no self-respecting ne'er-do-well cad with a heart of gold will sweep me off my feet and unburden me of the great despair that is my virginity if I--
...
Tell me this is a curse. Anyone, please.
[ooc: I've been waiting to use my Carl-as-a-hooker icon! Um. Physically cursed, but he's not entirely in to it, mentally (a genius should be able to think his way around a curse, right?)
My...
Oh, God! This again? The corset still doesn't fit, and salmon is hardly a colour that flatters my complexion, and no self-respecting ne'er-do-well cad with a heart of gold will sweep me off my feet and unburden me of the great despair that is my virginity if I--
...
Tell me this is a curse. Anyone, please.
[ooc: I've been waiting to use my Carl-as-a-hooker icon! Um. Physically cursed, but he's not entirely in to it, mentally (a genius should be able to think his way around a curse, right?)