Oatmeal Update: Something else you people didn't tell me about

[someirishdude]

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Please note number five:

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/283890/ten_good_reasons_you_might_want_to.html

Yeah. There should be a warning on the side of the box. I'd say a picture with an obvious bathroom door with police tape running diagonally across it would be appropriate.

If anyone gets between me and my destination I'm going to have to lower my shoulder and send them into next week.

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