I'll be down there Monday, with all my tools with me.

Oct 26, 2006 15:04

1) If someone asks you if you've ever killed a man, the only proper answer is ( Read more... )

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groovysegue October 26 2006, 22:57:55 UTC
3. Ohhh NO YOU DIDNT!!! I am curious if you even realize that the keyboard player from Duran Duran, Nick Rhodes (nee Nicholas James Bates) was the produer for Kajagoogoo's hit "Too Shy." DO YOU?!?! Well recognize! Duran Duran is brilliant and have stood the test of time. And andy leaving is news, man. The Fab five have broken up again. Thank God it wasn't John "Tigger" Taylor. And dont you even think about bashing him--I know John Taylor sir, and you are NO JOHN TAYLOR! Good day sir, I SAY GOOD DAY!

4. I miss Madonna of the 80's and 90's. Maddy would have never had to copy some Unicef lovin, husband-stealin, pouty-lipped actress' gimmick and adopting a baby from an impoverished nation. No, she'd send the country a couple crates of Jean-Paul Gaultier S&M clothing and signed copies of her "sex" book, then invite one of the kids to be a backup dancer and take his virginity backstage while filming a documentary about her "artistic vision". Then they'd both dye their hair a new color and start a fashion trend. Good times.

6. Now you're just getting your Duran Tayors confused. Andy is the self-absorbed guitarist that is leaving the band because he thinks that their new collaborations with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland make them sell-outs. John Taylor is the bass-playin, fedora-wearin first crush of this here blonde DJ who finally met him face to face a couple years and cried real tears when he smiled at her. Roger Taylor is the drummer who had a nervous breakdown in the mid-80s and left the band.

9. Duran Duran owns your number nine.

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ginsu October 27 2006, 00:00:49 UTC
because he thinks that their new collaborations with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland make them sell-outs

Well, no offense, but it seems to me he may have a point.

Maddy would have never had to copy some Unicef lovin, husband-stealin, pouty-lipped actress' gimmick and adopting a baby from an impoverished nation

Don't preach. She's made up her mind; she's keepin' her baby.

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