and i was so happy earlier today...

[someidiothasice]

Dear Asshole Whose Name is of No Consequence to Me Anymore After Twenty Minutes Ago,

I'm happy for you. Really. I am. I'm happy that you got back together with that skank, and I'm happy that the two of you had an illegitimate, bastard child out of wedlock and I'm so very fucking happy that you feel the need to take your bastard son everywhere you

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[someidiothasice]

UGH I can't believe I had sex with that man. Like, I want to go take a bath in bleach after seeing him again. I'm sickened that I even entertained the idea of him way back when. Okay, so it was only about two years ago or so, but STILL. SICKENED.

I feel for the poor kid, I really do. I only hope he doesn't grow up to be just like daddy. UGH.

[babykid528]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BIG HUGS* :-/

[someidiothasice]

Thanks, love. I really needed that. Like, seriously? Fucking hitting on me in the goddamn grocery store WITH HIS KID HANGING FROM HIS CHEST?! WTF? Loooooser. I'm so ashamed I slept with him.

*cuddles*

[babykid528]

Don't be too ashamed, bb! You didn't make him a douche! *HUGS*

What's you favorite color? <333333333

(It's relevant, I swear!)

[someidiothasice]

I still feel ewwey for liking him! UGH Why can't I go back in time and tell that stupid girl I was to NEVER EVER call him back? WHY, LORD, WHY?!

Also, I looooove red. It is just so pretty and delightful and somehow depressing at the same time. I'm strange, I know =P

[perdiccas]

Oh god, some men are just. ugh, how are they even classified as human beings. That is some grade A dirtbag behaviour right there. *hugs*

[someidiothasice]

It really, really was. I was seriously disgusted and when I got home it took a lot for me to not jump STRAIGHT INTO THE SHOWER. Ugh.

*squeezes*