and i was so happy earlier today...
Dear Asshole Whose Name is of No Consequence to Me Anymore After Twenty Minutes Ago,
I'm happy for you. Really. I am. I'm happy that you got back together with that skank, and I'm happy that the two of you had an illegitimate, bastard child out of wedlock and I'm so very fucking happy that you feel the need to take your bastard son everywhere you go in a goddamn baby sling looking like the Worlds Best Daddy.
Now, if only you could refrain from trying to pick me up while your fucking son is hanging between us, then maybe I could be happy for her as well. I mean, she took your cheating ass off of my hands, so I really already am the tiniest bit happy that she's tied to you for the rest of her life. Poor bitch has no idea, does she?
You are a total douchebag and I hope you drown in a river you lying, filthy scumbag.
Disgusted,
me
I'm happy for you. Really. I am. I'm happy that you got back together with that skank, and I'm happy that the two of you had an illegitimate, bastard child out of wedlock and I'm so very fucking happy that you feel the need to take your bastard son everywhere you go in a goddamn baby sling looking like the Worlds Best Daddy.
Now, if only you could refrain from trying to pick me up while your fucking son is hanging between us, then maybe I could be happy for her as well. I mean, she took your cheating ass off of my hands, so I really already am the tiniest bit happy that she's tied to you for the rest of her life. Poor bitch has no idea, does she?
You are a total douchebag and I hope you drown in a river you lying, filthy scumbag.
Disgusted,
me