"You mean like right Meow?"

[somechick873]

Ok. so Tracy and I are really bored.. and we're like what the hell.. let's go to Super Wally World! We're just driving along doing nothing wrong..except.. well no seat belts...but hey.. w/e... then we pull into the turning lane right before the lights turn green, the wally world turners were turning.. and then the lane next to us got the green... but not us!!! So like good little girls we wait.. but sigh.. nothing happens.. and then the lights turn red when a car pulls up to turn out of wally world... they get their green.. and then the lane next to us get's theirs.. but again we don't.. so I said fuck it and turned anyways.... We then pulled into a parking space nice and straight, and turned the car off.. and guess what? That's right Tracy and I made hot passionate sex in my car...hahahaha yea you wish! No.. Deputy Dog pulls up behind me lights a flashin!! I was like OH FUCK ME I'M DEAD!!!! The cop walks up to me, and I'm like it did it twice I'm sry.. he kinda laughed and said ok and asked for my license... so I told him it wasn't valid and why it wasn't and that I was driving because Tracy was diabetic(which she is) and she needed food badly(BIG lie), so he tells her to go in and get food and goes to run my shit... Tracy comes back and sits on my car and I'm sitting there praying to God...then the cop finally comes back.. he tells me I can get out.. so I did...then he was like I've got some good news and bad news.. and I was like you've gotta send me to court.. and he was like no I'm giving you a warning for that, I'm going to give you a ticket for the violation though.. and I was like OH MY GOD thank you!! I really wanted to just gravel at his feet..lol.. then he's like you know you've got a flat too.. and I was just cursing my car and calling it crap.. so I call EVIL STEP-DAD and he tells me what Jack to use.. so the cop gets his jack and it doesn't work so he calls for backup.. oh yea baby.. back up!! lol and then this bull dike comes over and lends us her Jack she tries to jack it up but can't seem to get it.. then another patrol car pulls up and the rookie cop changes my tire for me.. and me being an idiot.. I asked the cop.. do you guys ever fool around? and one cop was like no we're always serious and then the one that pulled me over was like, "You Mean Like Right MEOW?" Tracy and I about pissed ourselves laughing!! and then we were all laughing and fooling around, so then ANOTHER unit pulls up.. so I had like 5 cops and a bull dike working on my car! After they were done one cop was like ok drive away so I can pull you over.. and Tracy was like I'm driving.. so he said ok you drive away so I can pull YOU over and give you a ticket! then we thanked them and went inside for a drink... I saw Chloe's Rob and probably made him think I was physco.. then we left..the cops were still out there.. and after I adjusted eveything for Tracy we were ready for lift off.. but we couldn't get the emergency brake off so The cops had to help YET again.. then I YET again thanked them and then we left... it was just so funny! I love cc Cops.. they kick ass!! of course when I got home my mood was spoiled by jack ass who is drunk and called me a piece of shit.. and said I was a fag.. well FUCK HIM TOO!!! Wow what a night!!! I can't believe how fucking lucky I got.. I mean sure.. I have a ticket for $115 but I can pay that and take the class to get rid of the points...

Work tomorrow.. and then going with Chloe to play with the boys...