Miracle #3 - MITAI...

[martyrofbread]

Who: Jesus and all of you!
Where: Somni
Style: Starts in third, will follow whatever!
Status: Open =3c

Comments

[clonezart]

[Clonezart is walking out of the shop with a small bag of pastries. They don't compare to Austria's, of course, but he thought he would get a few to mark the completion of a symphony he was working on. Seeing Jessie's bleeding forehead is just what he wanted to see.]

Your head!

[martyrofbread]

[So distracted with the image of donuts and bagels floating around his head, Jesus didn't even notice he was bleeding.]

Gah! Oh my... So-sorry for that! [He starts looking frantically for a handkerchief or anything to clean up the blood. He honestly didn't know what he was apologizing for. It wasn't like he was doing that on purpose.]

[clonezart]

[He backs away slightly. This Jessie must be a madman!]

What did you do to yourself!?

[martyrofbread]

I... Hmm... I didn't exactly... This isn't something I can control you see...

[That was so clarifying...]

[clonezart]

[EVEN WORSE. Backing even farther away from the crazy...]

Something you can't control?

[martyrofbread]

[He-hey! It's not like this is contagious or that he can do it to you!

And he finally finds that damn handkerchief.]

Well... I can prevent this from happening if... if I don't start craving for something or get too frustrated.

[clonezart]

Do you expect me to hand over what I bought? That's quite assuming of you, isn't it?

[martyrofbread]

I-I wasn't not implying that! [He really wasn't!]

I'm more frustrated due to my lack of money...

[clonezart]

Isn't there something you humans do for money? Oh, yes. A job!

[Says the jobless one mooching off Austria but hey. He's a musician. This is a sponsorship!]

[martyrofbread]

I-I know!

Is just that I don't think I'm good at anything. [At least nothing that could give him money.]

[clonezart]

I knew that much already. All you humans are absolutely useless!

[martyrofbread]

Do-Don't say things like that! Humans are as important as any living being!

[clonezart]

[And all he hears is "BLAH BLAH BLAH". He's seriously ticked off now, all these humans telling him how wrong he is about them. As if!]

You human! Spouting on like you all do! It's annoying!

[martyrofbread]

[Hey! Listen to him when he's talking!]

I-I'm not saying that because I'm human!

[Well... nice way to bust your cover buddy.]

[clonezart]

You--

[Pause. His speaks sharply, though not nearly as much of a passionate fit as earlier.] What are you?

[martyrofbread]

It's... it's a little bit complicated.

[Now... how to explain that on a non-alarming way?]

I'm hm, I guess you could say I'm a kind of saint?