ALL YOUR BEER ARE BELONG TO RENO.

Aw, whatever.

[[OOC: Not affected, just bummed that he didn't get any yesterday. Where's Rufus when he needs him!?]]

Well, looks like it's time to go get laid, huh?

Any takers?

[[OOC: Affected, but has no shame. Strikethroughs hackable.]]

Aw, man, the beer's ALL THE WAY IN THE KITCHEN and here I am in the bedroom.

Damnit, why don't I have a mini fridge or something? Hey, someone! Bring me a beer, huh? I'll make it worth your while eventually!

What the fuck are you guys talking like that for?
This is the lamest curse ever, yo.

HEY GREED, I WANNA PLAY KING OF THE WORLD TOO!!!!

[[OOC: I fail. Little kid curse for Reno.
Note that I also have no little kid icons for him, so you get this instead. :D]]

Fucking TURKEYS.
They're everywhere, yo!
Even if I throw them out the window, I still hear them gobbling.

Not to mention there's feathers everywhere.
You could make a pillow out of all this crap!

God damnit.
And I'm out of that vodka that Greed gave me, too.
Stupid birds.

Stupid girls!
You all have cooties!
Someone save me from the cooties.

WOW, you all sound like a bunch of idiots today, yo! XD
I'm glad I'm not too hungover to enjoy it.

[[OOC: Not affected!]]

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