A few stories about the children...

While we were at my in-laws for Thanksgiving, Elizabeth noticed the crucifix on the wall in their kitchen. She pointed it out to Chris, with the following conversation:

E: That's a cross!
C: Well, sort of; it's a crucifix.
E: Crucifix? What's the difference?
C: Well, a crucifix has a corpus; a cross does not ( Read more... )

Random kid stories, in no particular order ( Read more... )

How does your 16 year old grow up to be like this?

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Yikes! No remorse. Good thing he hadn't decided to go on a killing spree, or is that coming up next? I hope this isn't serious, but it looks serious enough, I fear it is serious. Maybe scbb1803 can help us out with the veracity question?

EDIT: So very not a hoax. Note: "child pornography" could ( Read more... )

From the other room:

Matthew: I'm going to marry Elizabeth.
Alex: You can't marry Elizabeth. You have to marry someone else.
Matthew: You want to marry Elizabeth? I thought you wanted to marry Aunt Lisa.
Alex: No! You can't marry someone in you own family. You have to marry a complete stranger ( Read more... )