MeeMaw: I'm going to get a knee replacement.
MeeMaw Niece: Oh don't bother. They only last 10 years.
...
Aunt Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Emma: We're running a pool to see which lasts longer, the MeeMaw or the knee?
Aunt Emma: 10$ minimum. With side bets for her replacement hip.
Emma: I'll take 20$ on the MeeMaw.

June 17, 2007 - Father's Day
Emma: Hi MeeMaw!
MeeMaw: Hey Kid!
Conversation ensues...
MeeMaw: So you be nice to that Jumpie today!
Emma: Why? He's not a father.
MeeMaw: Maybe if you're nice to him today, he'll become a father, eh?
Emma:...
...
Emma: ...and that's exactly what happened.
Jumpie: Uh, I don't think it works that way, but thanks for ( Read more... )