Short takes
Yummy, Delicious Diagrams
Emma: Did you like my architecture diagram?
Ann: Yeah. it was great. But it made me hungry.
Emma: It, uh, Run away!
Ann: What?
Emma: Right. Don't say it, do it!
Emma flees
Solies: What was that about?
Ann: I dunno. She just took off.
Solies: Um, why do you have fangs?
Ann: Architecture diagrams.
Solies: Oh those are good.
Ann: I like the blueberry ones.
Why Ignorance is Bliss
Yesterday...
Kit: Getting candy. Hi Emma.
Emma: Hi.
Kit: Hi? That's it? Where's my usual cheerful greeting? What's wrong?
Emma: I...
Kit: You can't just one day stop greeting me like that with no advanced notice!
Today...
Kit: Hey kid.
Phil: Hi Emma.
Emma: Well, hello, Mr. Kit. Is that better?
Kit: Much.
Phil: What's this about?
Kit: Oh yesterday, when I said, instead of her usual cheerful greeting, she sorta ignored me. And I was so hurt. I thought it must be something I did. You know when people ignore me like that, I assume they're mad at me.
Phil: It's because she's a woman. They just turn on you like that. You have no idea what's bothering them but they turn from cheery to grumpy on a dime, and you just have no clue.
Emma: If you were standing in my office... Phil leans into the office to throw something in the trash...like you are now, I'd tell you get out. Be gone sexist cretins!
Kit and Phil start to walk away.
Phil: See, and no idea what sets them off.
Kit: Right. It certainly wasn't anything we did.
How it's gonna go down
MacroMan: So here's my proposal...
Jan: But...!
MacroMan: I haven't gotten done yet. Let me finish and then you can object to your assignment.