Solies now the number one rated blog in Germany!
Emma: I respect that you have a lot to do now that you're a Product Manager.
Solies: Please, there's no need to be formal, just refer to me as "Your Imperial Majesty"
Emma: So, anyway, YIM, I hear that solies in reruns is now the number one rated blog in Germany, replacing the former #1 blog davidh_baywatch.
Solies: Well, I don't like to brag...
Emma: But how do you expect to keep this illustrious title if you can't find time to mantain the stream of lies?
Solies: Aha! I knew this post was working its way to a whine about how I haven't posted in ages.
Emma: You have to admit, I've shown inordinate amounts of patience.
Solies: Yes, you've been most unEmmalike. I've expected to be greeted every morning by hungry mountain lions with signs written across their backs, saying "POST STREAM OF LIES"
Emma: (mutters) Yeah, but they won't hold still.
Solies: What!
Emma: Oh, nothing. So when can we expect the next stream of lies post?
Solies: I'm just thinking it would be easier to get inspired if I weren't dangling from a fishhook.
...
Solies: And that's exactly what happened.
Takis: I don't care. Quick hanging around up there and get back to work. I'll bring you a laptop.
Solies: I would rather you get me down from here.
Takis: Sorry man, but, hey I could get the pig bone and we could beat you like a pinata!
Solies: Uh, no thanks.
Solies: Please, there's no need to be formal, just refer to me as "Your Imperial Majesty"
Emma: So, anyway, YIM, I hear that solies in reruns is now the number one rated blog in Germany, replacing the former #1 blog davidh_baywatch.
Solies: Well, I don't like to brag...
Emma: But how do you expect to keep this illustrious title if you can't find time to mantain the stream of lies?
Solies: Aha! I knew this post was working its way to a whine about how I haven't posted in ages.
Emma: You have to admit, I've shown inordinate amounts of patience.
Solies: Yes, you've been most unEmmalike. I've expected to be greeted every morning by hungry mountain lions with signs written across their backs, saying "POST STREAM OF LIES"
Emma: (mutters) Yeah, but they won't hold still.
Solies: What!
Emma: Oh, nothing. So when can we expect the next stream of lies post?
Solies: I'm just thinking it would be easier to get inspired if I weren't dangling from a fishhook.
...
Solies: And that's exactly what happened.
Takis: I don't care. Quick hanging around up there and get back to work. I'll bring you a laptop.
Solies: I would rather you get me down from here.
Takis: Sorry man, but, hey I could get the pig bone and we could beat you like a pinata!
Solies: Uh, no thanks.