fan-fanfic [drabble] Office Party -- Kakashi/Shisui wtf

[soleil_et_pluie]

...."It was none other than Anko’s partner, Hatake Kakashi, he of the That Time At The Christmas Party and That Other Time By The Water Cooler fame."
Title: Office Party
Rating: PG-13
A/N: this is fan-fanfic that comes from SPLASH by ronsard, but shock! it is not Ita/Shi. It is Kakashi/Shisui, a pairing so hot you might get burned, and I might have

Comments

[theirempires]

LOL SHISUIII, why are you always so strange?

I love how Kakashi doesn't wear a mask at the party almost as much as I love how much of a perv he is in this. I tend to think of him more as an all-knowing sage with moments of childish idiocy rather than as a guy who creeps on little kids, but in the end, how can I deny how perfectly he fits with basically... everyone? Haha, Kakashi and Shisui are definitely smoking hot together. Unf. :D

[soleil_et_pluie]

Ahahaha. Unf indeed. Kakashi is truly is kinda fandom's bicycle. He's just too cool. And kinda a dirty slut. >___+

[nthcoincident]

...A-am I the only person in fandom who really doesn't think Kakashi can/should/wants to be involved in any sexual activity ever? /leper

I STILL LIKED THIS THOUGH, BECAUSE SHISUI WAS IN IT. I don't know what this says about me. But poor Shisui, couldn't you just have him drunkenly crash Itachi's sketchy family Christmas and put him out of his misery? Very sad.

"There's nothing wrong with being a filthy whore, Shisui-kun."

LOL, LET'S ALL KEEP TELLING OURSELVES THAT...

[soleil_et_pluie]

Ahahaha you might be. C'mon, he reads all those dirty novels etc etc. Though Kakashi does have this sort of reticent quality too.. so i see what you mean.

♥♥♥ well thanks bb :P ..Fugaku might murder him if that were the case, this being the er, Splash-verse, I feel weird even writing that. Although that would be a hysterical scene in and of itself. XD

...THIS IS FACT, SHISUI WAS NOT ONLY SUPERHOT AND GAY FOR HIS COUSIN, BUT CLEARLY A SLUT. FANDOM SAYS SO.

[nthcoincident]

;_; I have many secret horrible fandom opinions. Kakashi is intelligent but just so awkward and childish and clearly stuck in the past. I...always kind of pictured him with some kind of weird impotence issues, actually...

THAT would be wildly entertaining. I don't even want to know what Itachi would do. Sit there, stare at him, and stalk off to do something undoubtedly creepy and sort of cute.

Kishi, OUT OF SPITE, is going to make him, like, some kind of uber-creep (...although really, this is okay too, as long as he's still superhot and gay for his cousin).

[soleil_et_pluie]

Impotence issues? Kakashi?? ;_; nooooooooooooooo!!! Kishi clearly did not want to give Kakashi many faults, leaving it up to us to invent them, since he's shown in the manga to be extremely intelligent (the fight with Deidara, or really anybody), kind & caring towards his students, a good teacher, one of the best shinobi in the village (considered for hokage!) and eloquent too on top of all that (that whole "good with words" thing with him, yamato, and naruto)... so uh, i assume he's a master in bed, too, because even with Itachi, who has never shown a shred of sexuality since, Kishi had Madara point out the existence of Itachi's lover, so clearly he wanted Itachi to be capable in that realm too x_X

[nthcoincident]

I think this take comes from my very favorite Kakashi fics, which are by annwyd and play off his guilt and introvert tendencies to extrapolate sexual awkwardness. You thought he was a good teacher, really?! I thought he was the worst teacher out of all the ones we've seen, even Madara Crazypants :/

(THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO ON FORUMS, KATE, THEY'D BE LIKE WTF YOU TROLL GET OUT OF OUR TREEHOUSE)

Oh, he'll come back! Poor bastard didn't even get a databook entry, and people like Senju Toka got entries, so Kishi's still hiding something about him. NGNGNG TSUBASA? I loved Fai, and was so disappointed that the ending shafted him like that. I read Tsubasa in the hopes of finding more about the X/1999 characters, and...ugh. NO, Clamp, I don't care how beautiful your art is, learn to write a fucking story.

unrelated: this makes me feel like a horrible human being for sexualizing Itachi so hardcore all the time :( He was just a poor sad little kiiiiid! /sob

[soleil_et_pluie]

Well, a good teacher in the sense that he clearly cared lots about Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura, not in the... being on time sense. But he taught them the right lesson off the bat, which was teamwork. And he trained Naruto with the rasen shuriken pretty effectively years later.
....MADARA CRAZYPANTS IS THE WORST, LET'S NOT EVEN GO THERE >/

...you are right to steer clear of those, all right. I don't go on forums because i feel it's just way too much "asking for it," in regards to fandom wank. Why would you deliberately go somewhere where all they do is have hissyfits over whose OPINIONZZ are best?!
(tho that is kinda funny, your sincere & well-thought-out opinions would be taken as a sign of a troll

[ronsard]

I agree on these points about Kakashi, in particular that he managed to teach his students a number of great lessons, even if they didn't stick with each and every one of them (you know who I'm talking about...). I definitely think that he has a huge guilt complex, which is one of my favorite things about the character, but he's also got certain very strong convictions gained through traumatic events like his father's and Obito's (and possibly Minato's) deaths. They didn't turn him into some broken, emo little boy, but instead gave him a set of beliefs that continue to guide him into adulthood. The fact that he's never passed any of his teams except for Team 7 clearly shows he cares a lot about what he does, and even his dedication to setting things right by taking on Sasuke seems to prove that he's still confident of his abilities and convictions.

Besides, even discounting the weird Kaka/Shi thing, I am way to0 invested in a bazillion Kakashi-ships to go the asexual route anyway. There's KakaSaku, KakaNaru (lol, in my head, he

[soleil_et_pluie]

Yeah, Kakashi (and Gaara, to some extent) are examples of how you deal with tragedy and come out of it not being a fucktard. Kakashi used it for constructive purposes, whereas Mr. Uchiha Crazypants went off the deep end.

mmmhmm you want to rec me kaka/yama, bb? :3 or uh, kaka/naru.

Yeah no I was never in it for sakura or syaoran, who are like the most boring characters ever. *yawn* ..It's all about Fai/Kurogane, really.

....STUPID SPAIN. DID YOU SEE THE NETHERLANDS DUDE SIDE-KICK THE OTHER GUY IN THE CHEST? holy crap.
But I must give it to them that the one goal that won it was not sketchy at all, was very good.