Can someone rec me some good smut?  I have a hankering for some. 

Iz needing Nine/Rose happy!fic.  With compulsory optional sexinz.

Please before I drown my sorrows and finish the rest of the bottle of wine (and be unable to function in the morning....).  Feeling sorry for myself, feel free to slap me round the face with a wet fish and tell me to get a life.

Recs please?