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Two new poems. Both were written as continuous streams of consciousness. They are unedited and the punctuation and capitalization is taken from the original hand-written copy ( Read more... ) -
Life: what a whore
I have no more kleenex, so I keep blowing my nose on this one shirt ( Read more... ) -
pop quiz
my awaymessage ( Read more... ) -
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it was good, it was bad, now it's over.
awesome.
-Rachael
ps - if you see my boyfriend, tell him to call me. -
p.s. - your grandmas got smelly junk
Totally bored.
I have to pee.
Can't do homework.
Shoes hurt.
So cold.
Listening to the Shins.
Don't want to go to rehearsal.
Or listen to the Shins.
Want to wear my witch costume.
Where is everyone?
Going to buy wine.
Where's my boyfriend?
Oh yeah.
Don't have one.
Bob Sagat.
-Rachael -
Is it time to go to the home yet?
I am so old.
Today I am 21.
I have lived for 21 years.
Whoa.
And now I can drink.
Legally.
And buy legally.
Score.
And you know what's funny.
I dont' think hardly anyone knows it's my birthday.
It's kind of more exciting that way.
Top-secret birthday.
And now, I am going to take my first poop at the age of 21.
happy birthday to me!
-Rachael -
"Detroit: America's Butthole"
Ok, so Detroit is America's Butthole (my mom said it ( Read more... ) -
Best LJ post EVARrrrrr
I here by proclaim:
DRUNKEN LJ POSTS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!111
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-Rachael
ps - close encounters of the "bush kind," i.e. I fell in a bush.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
