ALEX

[soghunx]

I JUST MIGHT DESTROY HIM TOMORROW. AAAARGH.
But here. Have some crack.
katsumeragi, give me one crack, one one-sided, and one canon pairing from our group to write about. I need to write random shit. XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jin!

1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Jin in your ear 700 times.
2. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jin.
3. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Jin.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Jin.
5. Jin can turn his stomach inside out.
6. Jin is actually a mammal, not a fish.
7. Jin is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
8. Jin will often glow under UV light!
9. Jin is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
10. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Jin.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chizune!

1. Research indicates that Chizune will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
2. Chizune is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
3. In Chinese, the sound 'Chizune' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
4. If you break Chizune, you will get seven years of bad luck.
5. Chizune can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
6. Worldwide, Chizune is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
7. Cats use their Chizune to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
8. The horns of Chizune are made entirely from hair!
9. Chizune can use only about ten percent of her brain.
10. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Chizune.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ayame!

1. It can take Ayame several days to move just through one tree!
2. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Ayame!
3. If you kiss Ayame for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
4. Ayame will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
5. If you put a drop of liquor on Ayame, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
6. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Ayame!
7. Ayame is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
8. Ayame can use only about ten percent of his brain.
9. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Ayame is the victim!
10. Ayame is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!