So, there's some... let's be charitable and call it pre-wank, starting around the Flist. I hope my own post didn't kick anything off, I was genuinely just asking to avoid offending a comm. Mod.
Thus, Flist, take this entry of anti-wank with a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, allow half an hour for it to work, and then smile. 95% of the time, fandom is great. And that's a good batting average.
I love you. There we go, I said it. You make me smile, and laugh, and think about things I wouldn't normally think about. You're kind and funny and make the interwebz a better place just by being online. I get as worked up over my Flist as I do my friends and family, and if that makes me a loser I'm cool with that. Your contribution to fandom is much appreciated, and I'm not the only one who wouldn't want to be here without you.
You = ♥ ♥ ♥
And, because I have a friend who can always be cheered up by this...
BOOBS!