Crack!Fic Miss Congeniality
Originally posted to the
nekid_spike comm for their Who, What and Where Challenge. I realized that I had never posted it in my own journal.
Title: Miss Congeniality
Who? What? Where?: Spike & Angel, Red Stilettos, Niagara Falls
Rating: PG
Word Count: 245
Miss Congeniality
“When did they start having beauty pageants in Niagara Falls? I thought they were always in Atlantic City or Las Vegas?”
“Spike, I have no idea when they started having beauty pageants in Niagara Falls. What difference does it make? This is where the job is, end of story.”
“Okay, okay. But why am I the one who is all dressed up like one of these beauty queens? I feel like Sandra Bullock’s character must have felt in that movie, Miss Congeniality.”
“Spike, we have gone over this. The demon we are trying to take down is partial to tall, thin, blondes. That kind of leaves me out doesn’t it?”
“Well Peaches, when you put it that way, you definitely have a point. But these red stilettos are killing my feet.”
“C’mon Spike, as much as I hate to say it, you look better than most of the contestants in this pageant and you look really hot in those shoes. So hot that when we get done taking down the demon I think we should go back to the hotel and you can take off every stitch of your clothes except the red stilettos and parade around in front of me so that I can see how nice your ass looks in those shoes.”
“And then what?” gulped Spike.
“What do you think?”
“Well let’s go take care of this nasty and go back to the hotel. You know I always did love a parade.”