Is that really supposed to be a turkey? Because I don't think anyone will see the turkey first. "It's a turkey, but if you squint, it looks like a dick?" No. "It's a dick, but if you squint, it might look like a turkey." Better. Lol.
Hi, everyone! I am alive. School is hard as hell this semester--so many assignments, so little time!--but I am keeping on top of things and I have a wonderfully awesome wife to encourage me. She never fails to make me feel good about school and many other things.
I love you guys!