my best friend the four year old
this is a dialouge I had with a young boy this afternoon:
"Hey watch, I can run fast."
"Ok man Im watching. Wow! look at you go! Your so fast!"
"Ok Im back"
"I missed you man! Where did you go?"
"Oh just to Burger King and back"
"Burger King?? How did you get there so fast?"
"My Dad, Bronze Eagle, helped me fly."
"Oh so your Dad went with you?"
"No, I took myself."
"Well how did you pay for it?"
"Oh! I have money vision."
"Money vision? Whats that??"
"Its just like laser vision, but money appears."
"Really? Can I have some?"
"Nope"
"So your Dads a Bronze Eagle?"
"Yep, my whole familys gots powers."
"Wow..your whole family? Well what does your mom do?"
"Oh shes just a warrior."
"A warrior,thats it?"
"Yep thats it!"
"Well what about you?"
"Oh Im a Bronze Eagle Jr. warrior."
"Wow that sounds tough."
"It is, and when I get angry I put my hands together and I throw fire at all the bad people. I can fly some too."
"Well what about your sister?"
"Oh, she's normal."
"Normal? does she know you all have powers?
"No, and dont tell her, we dont want her to know."
"Well, what about your brother, what does he do?"
"Hes electric."
"Wow electric? What does that mean?"
"I dont know hes just electric."
"Wierddd."
"Yeah and you know what else?"
"No, what?"
"My Nannas a dragon."
"A dragon? A real dragon?"
"Yeah, shes scary and she cant sneeze cuz if she do then her dragon nose will come out with the fire dragon breath and everyone will know."
"No kidding."
"Yeah, Im not kidding. Im a master robot smasher too. and my fists are so heavy they can crush you."
"CRUSH? You wouldnt crush me though would you?"
"hmmm..maybe."
"What??me!!noo."
"Ok I wont."
"Promise?"
"Ok I promise."
"You have a crazy family man!"
"Yeah, I know. Ok bye"
and off he ran
"Hey watch, I can run fast."
"Ok man Im watching. Wow! look at you go! Your so fast!"
"Ok Im back"
"I missed you man! Where did you go?"
"Oh just to Burger King and back"
"Burger King?? How did you get there so fast?"
"My Dad, Bronze Eagle, helped me fly."
"Oh so your Dad went with you?"
"No, I took myself."
"Well how did you pay for it?"
"Oh! I have money vision."
"Money vision? Whats that??"
"Its just like laser vision, but money appears."
"Really? Can I have some?"
"Nope"
"So your Dads a Bronze Eagle?"
"Yep, my whole familys gots powers."
"Wow..your whole family? Well what does your mom do?"
"Oh shes just a warrior."
"A warrior,thats it?"
"Yep thats it!"
"Well what about you?"
"Oh Im a Bronze Eagle Jr. warrior."
"Wow that sounds tough."
"It is, and when I get angry I put my hands together and I throw fire at all the bad people. I can fly some too."
"Well what about your sister?"
"Oh, she's normal."
"Normal? does she know you all have powers?
"No, and dont tell her, we dont want her to know."
"Well, what about your brother, what does he do?"
"Hes electric."
"Wow electric? What does that mean?"
"I dont know hes just electric."
"Wierddd."
"Yeah and you know what else?"
"No, what?"
"My Nannas a dragon."
"A dragon? A real dragon?"
"Yeah, shes scary and she cant sneeze cuz if she do then her dragon nose will come out with the fire dragon breath and everyone will know."
"No kidding."
"Yeah, Im not kidding. Im a master robot smasher too. and my fists are so heavy they can crush you."
"CRUSH? You wouldnt crush me though would you?"
"hmmm..maybe."
"What??me!!noo."
"Ok I wont."
"Promise?"
"Ok I promise."
"You have a crazy family man!"
"Yeah, I know. Ok bye"
and off he ran