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WHAT A WEEK!! LoL... I like how the one week I'm here for only three days, it's the longest, most adventurous one... how did that happen?
First, this one goes out to Jill, and everyone that went to London...
I was dressed in my dads plaid lumberjack jacket, and sitting in the cafe, and they had Chili for lunch... long story short (if you can picture me as a hobo eating chili)
"Oh God, It's so cold out..."
Me: "Mm. I Gotta Eat my Chili..." All I need now is the fingertipless gloves and Ill be a HOBO!!!
Also, everyone started telling Dead Baby Jokes at dinner, so I started telling one, and...
Me: "What Do you call a Dead Baby on a stick?....*looks around* Good thing theres no dead babies around to hear this..."
Oh..and you call it a Kebabie. hahahahaa...nice.
By the way, Steve: In Laughing Matters, we did this project (after we watched Simpsons Halloween Episodes) about selling your soul to the devil. Anyway, what we were SUPPOSED to do was look up the historical background of Selling Souls. However, what I did was make a certificate that says that I bought your soul for $2.50. I've never seen so many people laugh, my teacher gave me an A, and so your forged soul is photocopied all over the Psychology Department... excellent....
LMAO!!! OH YEAA THIS is AWESOME!!! We had to do this quick little project in Writing, where the teacher had us make a list of typical stereotypes, and why, and people put things like: "Kids with Glasses: Nerds."
But My Groups List was different... Heh Heh...:
Irish: Drunks
Blacks: Like Fried Chicken
Women: Bad Drivers/Cook/Clean
Smart People: No Common Sense
Politicians: Jackasses
Germans: Like Hitler
Chinese: Short/Good at Math
Japanese: Eat Dogs
Asians: Bad Drivers
Jews: Cheap
Southerners: Marry their Families
Italians: In the Mob/Eat A lot/Loud
Cops: Eat Donuts
Mexicans: Dirty
Hahahahahahahahaha.... My English Teacher was like: "I...I had no idea..."? And he copied some down!?
Oh yea, last but not least. Typical Jacquie. Walks with friends into the East Campus Common, and the sprinklers go off!! ON US!! I wasnt in front, and since im short, I didnt see the water, and all I heard was the hiss of the water, didnt know what it was, and screamed bloody murder, which made everyone else scream, and...yea. Half the Campus heard us and looked out their windows. Fricken Sprinklers....
First, this one goes out to Jill, and everyone that went to London...
I was dressed in my dads plaid lumberjack jacket, and sitting in the cafe, and they had Chili for lunch... long story short (if you can picture me as a hobo eating chili)
"Oh God, It's so cold out..."
Me: "Mm. I Gotta Eat my Chili..." All I need now is the fingertipless gloves and Ill be a HOBO!!!
Also, everyone started telling Dead Baby Jokes at dinner, so I started telling one, and...
Me: "What Do you call a Dead Baby on a stick?....*looks around* Good thing theres no dead babies around to hear this..."
Oh..and you call it a Kebabie. hahahahaa...nice.
By the way, Steve: In Laughing Matters, we did this project (after we watched Simpsons Halloween Episodes) about selling your soul to the devil. Anyway, what we were SUPPOSED to do was look up the historical background of Selling Souls. However, what I did was make a certificate that says that I bought your soul for $2.50. I've never seen so many people laugh, my teacher gave me an A, and so your forged soul is photocopied all over the Psychology Department... excellent....
LMAO!!! OH YEAA THIS is AWESOME!!! We had to do this quick little project in Writing, where the teacher had us make a list of typical stereotypes, and why, and people put things like: "Kids with Glasses: Nerds."
But My Groups List was different... Heh Heh...:
Irish: Drunks
Blacks: Like Fried Chicken
Women: Bad Drivers/Cook/Clean
Smart People: No Common Sense
Politicians: Jackasses
Germans: Like Hitler
Chinese: Short/Good at Math
Japanese: Eat Dogs
Asians: Bad Drivers
Jews: Cheap
Southerners: Marry their Families
Italians: In the Mob/Eat A lot/Loud
Cops: Eat Donuts
Mexicans: Dirty
Hahahahahahahahaha.... My English Teacher was like: "I...I had no idea..."? And he copied some down!?
Oh yea, last but not least. Typical Jacquie. Walks with friends into the East Campus Common, and the sprinklers go off!! ON US!! I wasnt in front, and since im short, I didnt see the water, and all I heard was the hiss of the water, didnt know what it was, and screamed bloody murder, which made everyone else scream, and...yea. Half the Campus heard us and looked out their windows. Fricken Sprinklers....