All "or Some" Hallows Eve?
HALLOWEEN!!! Lmao. I just got back to my dorm. GREAAAAAAT. It sounds so suspiscious that whenever there's a fun holiday happening, Jacquie "get's a sore throat and can't make it to class..." Yup.... hey it works, it works. First semesters are never serious anyway... right? Guys? Anyone? Crap.
SO! For Halloween! Went to SALEM!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME. You should have seen the costumes! I mean, they were wild. Crappy haunted houses, I wouldnt pay for them again, but OMG the comtumes were kick ass....
there were three penis costumes at LEAST, three people went as TETRIS! (sweeet) and there were those really cool guys on stilts....BUT:
The BEST part about that night was the Jesus People. They stood in the middle of the crowded streets, among obvious satanists and goths and witches/wizards, and their signs said things like: "JESUS OR HELL" or "TRUST GOD", and one of my personal favorites had a sign that just had this HUGE list: Gays, Racists, Liars, Lesbians, Adulterers, Perverts, etc., and at the bottom it just said: "YOU WILL BE JUDGED."
Three things were funny about this sign: 1, there was a guy standing right next to the Jesus man with a recently made sign (and a pentagram star on his forehead) that had an arrow pointing to the jesus man that said: "I'm with stupid" and on the other side: "This guys stupid."
2, one guy in the crowd noticed that the sign didn't have "Bisexuals" written on it, so he says: "Attention, they didnt write bisexuals on the list, so pretty much just go for it all!!" lol YES.
And 3, on the list, they put Catholics...? WTF!?!?
Annnnnywhoooo, this weekend I learned that saying "WHAT-WHAT-WHAT!?!" also sounds like "TWAT-TWAT-TWAT?!"
Basically Salem's the place to be for prime "I'm GOING to make fun of you-ness..." sweeeet.
NOW! On with the Jesus Men!
These Guys ....all over Salem. I especially like the deep fried twinkies ad in the background.
http://www.las-vegas-gallery.com/items/42.jpg
these guys basically had Mel Gibson rolling in his sleep...
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/signs/36.jpg
The cops standing by didn't really seem to care...
http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/jesus-bush.jpg
And what did Jesus really think?
http://baby-jesus.info/pics/hepatitis.jpg
This I just had to put in for the season of Halloween...
http://baby-jesus.info/pics/050.jpg
SO! For Halloween! Went to SALEM!!!!!!! IT WAS AWESOME. You should have seen the costumes! I mean, they were wild. Crappy haunted houses, I wouldnt pay for them again, but OMG the comtumes were kick ass....
there were three penis costumes at LEAST, three people went as TETRIS! (sweeet) and there were those really cool guys on stilts....BUT:
The BEST part about that night was the Jesus People. They stood in the middle of the crowded streets, among obvious satanists and goths and witches/wizards, and their signs said things like: "JESUS OR HELL" or "TRUST GOD", and one of my personal favorites had a sign that just had this HUGE list: Gays, Racists, Liars, Lesbians, Adulterers, Perverts, etc., and at the bottom it just said: "YOU WILL BE JUDGED."
Three things were funny about this sign: 1, there was a guy standing right next to the Jesus man with a recently made sign (and a pentagram star on his forehead) that had an arrow pointing to the jesus man that said: "I'm with stupid" and on the other side: "This guys stupid."
2, one guy in the crowd noticed that the sign didn't have "Bisexuals" written on it, so he says: "Attention, they didnt write bisexuals on the list, so pretty much just go for it all!!" lol YES.
And 3, on the list, they put Catholics...? WTF!?!?
Annnnnywhoooo, this weekend I learned that saying "WHAT-WHAT-WHAT!?!" also sounds like "TWAT-TWAT-TWAT?!"
Basically Salem's the place to be for prime "I'm GOING to make fun of you-ness..." sweeeet.
NOW! On with the Jesus Men!
These Guys ....all over Salem. I especially like the deep fried twinkies ad in the background.
http://www.las-vegas-gallery.com/items/42.jpg
these guys basically had Mel Gibson rolling in his sleep...
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/signs/36.jpg
The cops standing by didn't really seem to care...
http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/jesus-bush.jpg
And what did Jesus really think?
http://baby-jesus.info/pics/hepatitis.jpg
This I just had to put in for the season of Halloween...
http://baby-jesus.info/pics/050.jpg
