I've Never Been More Cocked in My Entire Life!

[sofa_king_funny]

Yesterday I went to Westford Kimballs with Adam, and we saw KATIE!!! And as i finished my ice cream cone, i noticed one of the roosters had flown over the fence. So i did what any mature pre-college teen would: I ran over to pet it! But it flew at me and tried to PECK ME, so i KICKED IT!!!! And then it got mad, so I started screaming and kicked one of my sandals at it! But THAT just got it madder and so then I just RAN and stopped in front of Adam, who, being the giant he is, scared the bejeesus out of it, and it fluttered away. Me and roosters from Kimballs dont get along...

Remember that time @ Kimballs when a cock fight broke out between a chicken and a rooster, and I started getting into it and shouting: PECK HER! PECK HER! But to all the public it sounded like I had tourette syndrome and I was just screaming: PECKER! PECKER!!! ah yes...

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
about:

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

but seriously...

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

ok but for SERIOUS now...

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from? (Steve, i think you can take this one...)

DISNEY!!

Erin, how was the PROM!!!!????