Can I call it summer yet?

May 19, 2005 11:25

"Don't let school interfere with your education"

That's the topic quote of the day for one Miss Jacqueline E. Spadano! I went to the doctor's today for my LOVELY cough and throat problemo, and after a nice throat culture, she comes in and says:

Doc: "Well...don't worry, it's curable." (WHAT'S CURABLE!?!)
Me: "What's curable?"
Doc: "Well, you don't have strep..." (CANCER? AIDS? SYPHOLIS? CHICKEN POX? WTF!??!)
Me: "You have acute Senioritis Faringitis" (............SLAP...........)

The good news is, on my record...best news ever...holy crap oh my gosh you'll never believe it but I AM 5 foot 1 INCH!!!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Best day ever! So I'm off to celebrate!

(Except that I'm sick, so I'll probably end up watching Best of Mike Myers for the next two hours)

I can't wait for Disney and Road trips? to Cape Cod and FUN!!

...fricken China....
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