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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I pushed offspray in the mud (-17 points). Last Monday I stole hooterdear's purse (-30 points). In February I donated bone marrow to godservant83 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I gave missclutz a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (574 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
soccerthug