Haha hah ahah.
Aw.........Crap.....
That's what goes through my head a lot. Whether I'm tripping over my own feet, my own words or someone else....whether I've made a mistake, a misunderstanding or had a fight it always comes back to that phrase.
Like the one time I was working with this guy and he was having problems sayiing this word. And I was all ignorant/stupid/joking and said 's-s-s-s-s-s-spit it out junior!" And he looked at me despisingly and said 'I have a stutter, I can't help it.'
Good one, Jen. Let's stick the other foot in that big mouth of yours.
Like also, this one time I was working (again) and this Supa Hottie came to the stand and was ordering some food with his not-so-attactive buddy. I rarely am floored by appearances, but damn. Damn. DAMN. Anyways, I was very flustered and could not speak properly and I also dropped his change all over the counter because I was nervous in passing it to him....becuase what if our hands just happened to touch.....!? So yeah. I made an ass out of myself!
Oh, I've also, in no particular order:
-fallen down stairs in front of hot guys
-gotten caught with my mouth open
-flashed everyone accidently
-poked a friend in the...well....you know T_T
-hit my head multiple times on car doors
-ran into many people
-stubbed my toe on the couch almost everytime I pass it
-accidently have sacked three different guys on multiple occaions
-made a little boy cry
-had my pants rip without anyone telling me about it
-had my pants rip at work when the only other person working was male
-gotten caught with my pants down.....literally
-tripped on many supposed sidewalk cracks
-slipped on the ice
-ripped a guy's back of the neck open with my nails
-kicked too many people to even speculate at it
-knocked down a little girl
-almost hit a little kid off the snow bunny hill
-given myslef more brusies then others have given me
-hit ny elbow on a protruding light switch while playing soccer in the change room
-hit myself in the face with a soccer ball, while juggling
-hit myslef with the soccer ball when I kicked it hard off a wall
-tripped on nothing and tackled Ashley's sister
-slapped a girl in the face/arm/leg/any other protruding body part
-same goes for elbowing, kneeing, kicking, pushing, falling, etc.
-broken multiple/sometimes expensive/important items
I'm going to stop now, because that's enough, but not even half. Those are just some of the more interesting ones. ^_^ I thought it would be funny to list how crazy clumsy I am!
So, it was crazy snowing out there, I hope it stops before I get on the bus. I don't like walking home in snow....or freezing rain for that matter. I am usually never prepared for such a trek.
The project's dedaline I was working on has been extended to Firday. Joy! Howvere I still have to fashion some crazy ass crap out of bark and wax.
I'm anout to talk to my prof about a certain project that I worked a certain 8+ hours everyday for two weeks on that got me a certain bad mark that put me to a certain bad mark in my class. This has caused me certain grief and certain anger over a certain mistake on his part. I shall make him see his wrongs! Maybe. lol. Or maybe it just sucked really hard. (I thought not, because I did the best job I could on it).
Well, I am now thinking about what should happen for my birthday and whether I should push it back to reading week insted. Maybe this would work better for everyone, but then again a lot of people have exams after reading week.....and some people have them before. So all of you can please let me know via comment/email. I have absolutely 0 (zero) ideas for this year, so you can send in suggestions too. Le sigh.
I am tired of this and must prepare for my meeting.
-SoccerChicka, the Clumsy, but Cute, Bundle of Nerves