I'm Addison DeWitt; I'm nobody's fool, least of all, yours.
Leeners and I left to have "one drink" last night at 7; got back at 12. How do I get myself right this morning so that I may be entirely present at band practice?
After sleep, 800 mg prescription ibuprofen, quality bathroom time, coffee, cigarettes, water, All About Eve, .
1. What are you currently listening to?
NPR Saturday afternoons, my favorite day of the week. No conservative talk radio on Saturdays.
2. Last awkward moment?
I can't think of anything specifically because I am so constant in my ability to say things that make people uncomfortable and bring upon the awkward silence. It happens almost every day.
3. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently?
Myself. I really crush on myself.
4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs?
No, but that sounds awful.
5. Ever been to a friends house and been starving the whole time?
I honestly only ever starve if I'm alone at my house. My friends feed me whenever I'm with them and Steve cooks when he's here. If I'm alone, I apparently can't fend for myself.
6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
Yes, but not often enough.
7. Name someone close to you who smokes cigarettes?
Everyone around me is quitting, but I've yet to make the leap. A lot of the people closest to me still smoke as well but Aunt Deb quit, which gives me hope that I eventually can.
8. Name 3 things that everyone knows:
Nothing's fair, you have to die, everything is complicated.
9. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go?
I generally think that if someone walks out of my life, they know they can come back again, if they wish. I try not to impose my will on others. If someone doesn't want to talk to me, I don't beat down their door. There would be a few exceptions to that rule, though.
10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace?
Certainly.
11. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member?
I consider anyone important to me as a family member.
12. Do you still live at home?
No, but I'm in the process of moving, which is exciting and stressful.
13. Last time you smiled?
Ro-bear jumped on my lap at the computer about a half an hour ago.
14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls?
I never answer.
15. Would life be the same without alcohol?
If a butterfly flaps its wings in Jersey, reality rearranges itself.
16. Would you go a month without washing your hair to save a loved one?
Silly, I might go a month without washing my hair for kicks.
17. Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
cry, and probably shoot myself in the uterus (I'm keeping Anne's answer here because it made me laugh and pretty much matches my sentiment.)
18. Have you had "the best night of your life?"
I do all the time.
19. Do you think your current pets will be alive ten years from now?
Yes, I'm hoping that they're immortal.
20. Ever had sex in the bathroom?
If you haven't had sex in a bathroom, you're probably pretty boring.
21. When was your last bubble bath?
I haven't had one in awhile, but I love that particular indulgence, and intend to enjoy it all the more in the better bathtub in my better duplex. I pretty much can't wait to get out of this house.
22. Do you know anyone named Dennis?
Probably. Or a Dennis knows me.
23. What was the last thing you ate?
Burger King, ugh. What do you want from me? I was trashed.
24. Where is your pet right now?
Ro is curled up on the couch, sleeping, and Orson is curled up against some boxes in the study, doing the same.
25. Name five things you did last night?
Colleen and I shopped for cleaning supplies, browsed the Missed Connections on Craigslist for hilarity, accidentally got drunk, got fast food, fucking passed out.
26. Last time you consumed alcohol?
See above.
27. What color phone do you have?
"Charcoal"
28. How many kids do you have?
Two well behaved furry little guys
29. What outfit do you have on at this exact moment?
PJs
30. Last time you cleaned your room?
We're packing right now.
31. Have you ever been in love?
We're in love right now.
32. When was the last time you drank a martini?
It seems I'm the only person in the world that doesn't like martinis.
33. What's the average price of your cell phone bill?
I wouldn't have a cell phone if my mother didn't pay for it.
34. What are you doing tomorrow?
Probably going over to the new house to clean and such
35. Do you know someone who likes you?
Don't you?
36. Have you ever had a friend named "Fred, Frank, or Felipe?"
All at the same time?!?!
37. Name three people you met in the past two months.
Hmm. I met Joce's friend Meg, I ambushed Daniel Kessler, and last night I met all the regulars at Character's.
38. What color is your hair?
Reddish brown
39. Do you think any of your ex's still look good?
I haven't seen any of them recently, but I would assume nothing drastic has changed.
40. Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?
Yes.
41. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes indeed.
42. Have you ever been teased really bad?
The technique of people teasing me has often been witless.
43. Do you still have feelings for anyone from your past?
I have feelings about everyone from my past. So, yes, in a way.
44. Did you enjoy your last kiss from a girl?
That would be such a long time ago that it's like it happened to a different person, but I'm certain that different person had a good time.
45. Do you believe in ghosts?
I can't say for sure.
46. Have you eaten popcorn in the past 48 hours?
Dear god no. That sounds like a lot of effort.
47. Do you have a friend with benefits?
All of my friends bring various benefits to the table.
48. Who was the last person you drove with?
Leeners
49.Would you chew gum after someone else already has?
Fuck no, that's disgusting.
50. What song describes your relationship status?
I think that I'll sing "Always" by Atlantic Starr to Steve by way of the Gamecube when he gets home tonight. Tomorrow, perhaps, "I'll Be" followed by "Uptown Girl" with a finale of "American Woman."
After sleep, 800 mg prescription ibuprofen, quality bathroom time, coffee, cigarettes, water, All About Eve, .
1. What are you currently listening to?
NPR Saturday afternoons, my favorite day of the week. No conservative talk radio on Saturdays.
2. Last awkward moment?
I can't think of anything specifically because I am so constant in my ability to say things that make people uncomfortable and bring upon the awkward silence. It happens almost every day.
3. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently?
Myself. I really crush on myself.
4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs?
No, but that sounds awful.
5. Ever been to a friends house and been starving the whole time?
I honestly only ever starve if I'm alone at my house. My friends feed me whenever I'm with them and Steve cooks when he's here. If I'm alone, I apparently can't fend for myself.
6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place?
Yes, but not often enough.
7. Name someone close to you who smokes cigarettes?
Everyone around me is quitting, but I've yet to make the leap. A lot of the people closest to me still smoke as well but Aunt Deb quit, which gives me hope that I eventually can.
8. Name 3 things that everyone knows:
Nothing's fair, you have to die, everything is complicated.
9. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go?
I generally think that if someone walks out of my life, they know they can come back again, if they wish. I try not to impose my will on others. If someone doesn't want to talk to me, I don't beat down their door. There would be a few exceptions to that rule, though.
10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace?
Certainly.
11. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member?
I consider anyone important to me as a family member.
12. Do you still live at home?
No, but I'm in the process of moving, which is exciting and stressful.
13. Last time you smiled?
Ro-bear jumped on my lap at the computer about a half an hour ago.
14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls?
I never answer.
15. Would life be the same without alcohol?
If a butterfly flaps its wings in Jersey, reality rearranges itself.
16. Would you go a month without washing your hair to save a loved one?
Silly, I might go a month without washing my hair for kicks.
17. Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
cry, and probably shoot myself in the uterus (I'm keeping Anne's answer here because it made me laugh and pretty much matches my sentiment.)
18. Have you had "the best night of your life?"
I do all the time.
19. Do you think your current pets will be alive ten years from now?
Yes, I'm hoping that they're immortal.
20. Ever had sex in the bathroom?
If you haven't had sex in a bathroom, you're probably pretty boring.
21. When was your last bubble bath?
I haven't had one in awhile, but I love that particular indulgence, and intend to enjoy it all the more in the better bathtub in my better duplex. I pretty much can't wait to get out of this house.
22. Do you know anyone named Dennis?
Probably. Or a Dennis knows me.
23. What was the last thing you ate?
Burger King, ugh. What do you want from me? I was trashed.
24. Where is your pet right now?
Ro is curled up on the couch, sleeping, and Orson is curled up against some boxes in the study, doing the same.
25. Name five things you did last night?
Colleen and I shopped for cleaning supplies, browsed the Missed Connections on Craigslist for hilarity, accidentally got drunk, got fast food, fucking passed out.
26. Last time you consumed alcohol?
See above.
27. What color phone do you have?
"Charcoal"
28. How many kids do you have?
Two well behaved furry little guys
29. What outfit do you have on at this exact moment?
PJs
30. Last time you cleaned your room?
We're packing right now.
31. Have you ever been in love?
We're in love right now.
32. When was the last time you drank a martini?
It seems I'm the only person in the world that doesn't like martinis.
33. What's the average price of your cell phone bill?
I wouldn't have a cell phone if my mother didn't pay for it.
34. What are you doing tomorrow?
Probably going over to the new house to clean and such
35. Do you know someone who likes you?
Don't you?
36. Have you ever had a friend named "Fred, Frank, or Felipe?"
All at the same time?!?!
37. Name three people you met in the past two months.
Hmm. I met Joce's friend Meg, I ambushed Daniel Kessler, and last night I met all the regulars at Character's.
38. What color is your hair?
Reddish brown
39. Do you think any of your ex's still look good?
I haven't seen any of them recently, but I would assume nothing drastic has changed.
40. Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?
Yes.
41. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes indeed.
42. Have you ever been teased really bad?
The technique of people teasing me has often been witless.
43. Do you still have feelings for anyone from your past?
I have feelings about everyone from my past. So, yes, in a way.
44. Did you enjoy your last kiss from a girl?
That would be such a long time ago that it's like it happened to a different person, but I'm certain that different person had a good time.
45. Do you believe in ghosts?
I can't say for sure.
46. Have you eaten popcorn in the past 48 hours?
Dear god no. That sounds like a lot of effort.
47. Do you have a friend with benefits?
All of my friends bring various benefits to the table.
48. Who was the last person you drove with?
Leeners
49.Would you chew gum after someone else already has?
Fuck no, that's disgusting.
50. What song describes your relationship status?
I think that I'll sing "Always" by Atlantic Starr to Steve by way of the Gamecube when he gets home tonight. Tomorrow, perhaps, "I'll Be" followed by "Uptown Girl" with a finale of "American Woman."