*yawns*
What am I guilty of? Meme, stolen from bmg
LIVEJOURNAL
* people get all up on your ass for saying something like faggot or retard
* USING APOSTROPHES FOR PLURALS GODDAMN
*
centering your entire fucking post
GUILTY
* all of your icons are fanart/one fandom GUILTY (granted, this was AGES ago, back when LJ only let you upload like, 10 icons if you were a paid account. OOOOH! ;P)
* x-posting your shitty icons to every single goddamn community when you've made like one icon of a fandom
* using glitter text and blink way too fucking much
* typing in proper caps/punctuation BECAUSE YOU ARE BETTER GUILTY
* animated mood themes - why? GUILTY
* XD ^-^ GUILTY
* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
* using too many fucking tidles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* USING MEMES WRONG wry ≠ why for the millionth goddamn time that meme has always sucked anyway
* pretending to support a cause
* YOUR CRAPPY S2 LAYOUT PERVADES COMMENT PAGE GUILTY
* people who post in different colors
* writer's block every day
* sob sob sob rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp
* DISABLED FUCKING COMMENTS GUILTY
* omg omg my account expired SOMEBODY RENEW IT FOR MEEEEEE I'LL DRAW YOU SHITTY FANART
* so i hung out with pete (omg omg!!!!!) and stacey and doug WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GUILTY
* LOL LOOK AT THIS CAT IT HAS A FRENCH FRY OH HAHAHA GUILTY
* numbering your posts
* people only posts memes
* people do that fucking GIMME COMPLIMENTS MEME every time and expect you to do it
* DON'T STEAL THIS ICON OMG I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAAAATTTT GUILTY (haha, damn, I got so pissed about that sometimes, wtf was wrong with me XD)
* inside jokes as your interests GUILTY
* COLORBARS HAHA
* comment back and forth with your friends so fucking much the thread collapses HEARD OF AIM BITCHES? GUILTY
* ending a long string of exclamation points with !!1 GUILTY
* deleting your lj coming back 2 days later with a DISABLED COMMENTS post with lots of ellipses
* posting ugly mofos that happen to be your face WITHOUT EVEN A CUT EW EW EW GUILTY
* having your tweets sent to lj I READ YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOU ATE OLD POPSICLES 3 DAYS AGO ASSHOLE WHY DO I HAVE TO READ IT AGAIN GUILTY (Don't do it anymore because LoudTwitter seems to be broken XD)
* TL;DR GUILTY
* doing ~*this~* whilst trying to be funny GUILTY
* POSTING ABOUT FANDOM ONLY GUILTY
* POSTING ABOUT IRL BULLSHIT ONLY GUILTY
* ALL YOU DO IS KEYSMASH
* using *insert witty phrase/evil laughter/other gay thing here* UGHHHHHHH GUILTY
* spelling EASY TO SPELL WORDS wrong GUILTY (hey, sometimes I typo D: I AM SO SMART SMRT)
* using smilies and/or the words "sweetie" or "hun" during an INTERNET ARGUMENT
* using ANGRY/VIOLENT ICONS during an INTERNET ARGUMENT like jizzy GUILTY
FACEBOOK I don't have Facebook but these are amusing to me and some fit on LJ SO THERE
* HAVING TO BE SOMEWHAT POLITICALLY CORRECT UGHHHHH
* who are you why are you friending me didn't i throw a basketball at your face in 8th grade?
* girls that put they're in a relationship with their female friends - why why why
* when some asshole writes on nine peoples' walls and i have to see it
* WOW YOUR QUIZ RESULTS MAKE YOU FUCKING UNIQUE
* html thwarted everywhere
* when people don't have pictures of themselves because they are fug
* PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW are not people i may like GUILTY
* putting quotations from your friends that aren't funny in your quotations section
* interspersing those between SRS quotations
* QUOTATIONS FROM THE BIBLE LMAO (that are non-violent)
* fucking up your music section by saying "i love all types of bands(like,SHITTY BAND 1, SHITTY BAND 2)" so "i love all types of bands(like," ends up being a link
* JOIN A FUCKING NETWORK
* not filling in who you're interested in = gay
* your #1 fandom is christianity AND YOU MAKE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!!!!
* peoplee typeee like thissss i am a ssssnaakeeeee GUILTY
* people type like thy r fcking reterded llollz (they are)
* UPDATING YOUR STATUS CONSTANTLY HEARD OF TWITTER MOTHERFUCKER
* trying to score a date via facebook PM hahaha you fag
* not using your real fucking name GUILTY
* using your middle name too
* having a default picture that is like, your dog or something
* OMG YOU GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED TWITTER????/sharing shit you think is cool and new
LIVEJOURNAL
* people get all up on your ass for saying something like faggot or retard
* USING APOSTROPHES FOR PLURALS GODDAMN
*
centering your entire fucking post
GUILTY
* all of your icons are fanart/one fandom GUILTY (granted, this was AGES ago, back when LJ only let you upload like, 10 icons if you were a paid account. OOOOH! ;P)
* x-posting your shitty icons to every single goddamn community when you've made like one icon of a fandom
* using glitter text and blink way too fucking much
* typing in proper caps/punctuation BECAUSE YOU ARE BETTER GUILTY
* animated mood themes - why? GUILTY
* XD ^-^ GUILTY
* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
* using too many fucking tidles~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* USING MEMES WRONG wry ≠ why for the millionth goddamn time that meme has always sucked anyway
* pretending to support a cause
* YOUR CRAPPY S2 LAYOUT PERVADES COMMENT PAGE GUILTY
* people who post in different colors
* writer's block every day
* sob sob sob rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp rp
* DISABLED FUCKING COMMENTS GUILTY
* omg omg my account expired SOMEBODY RENEW IT FOR MEEEEEE I'LL DRAW YOU SHITTY FANART
* so i hung out with pete (omg omg!!!!!) and stacey and doug WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GUILTY
* LOL LOOK AT THIS CAT IT HAS A FRENCH FRY OH HAHAHA GUILTY
* numbering your posts
* people only posts memes
* people do that fucking GIMME COMPLIMENTS MEME every time and expect you to do it
* DON'T STEAL THIS ICON OMG I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAAAATTTT GUILTY (haha, damn, I got so pissed about that sometimes, wtf was wrong with me XD)
* inside jokes as your interests GUILTY
* COLORBARS HAHA
* comment back and forth with your friends so fucking much the thread collapses HEARD OF AIM BITCHES? GUILTY
* ending a long string of exclamation points with !!1 GUILTY
* deleting your lj coming back 2 days later with a DISABLED COMMENTS post with lots of ellipses
* posting ugly mofos that happen to be your face WITHOUT EVEN A CUT EW EW EW GUILTY
* having your tweets sent to lj I READ YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOU ATE OLD POPSICLES 3 DAYS AGO ASSHOLE WHY DO I HAVE TO READ IT AGAIN GUILTY (Don't do it anymore because LoudTwitter seems to be broken XD)
* TL;DR GUILTY
* doing ~*this~* whilst trying to be funny GUILTY
* POSTING ABOUT FANDOM ONLY GUILTY
* POSTING ABOUT IRL BULLSHIT ONLY GUILTY
* ALL YOU DO IS KEYSMASH
* using *insert witty phrase/evil laughter/other gay thing here* UGHHHHHHH GUILTY
* spelling EASY TO SPELL WORDS wrong GUILTY (hey, sometimes I typo D: I AM SO SMART SMRT)
* using smilies and/or the words "sweetie" or "hun" during an INTERNET ARGUMENT
* using ANGRY/VIOLENT ICONS during an INTERNET ARGUMENT like jizzy GUILTY
FACEBOOK I don't have Facebook but these are amusing to me and some fit on LJ SO THERE
* HAVING TO BE SOMEWHAT POLITICALLY CORRECT UGHHHHH
* who are you why are you friending me didn't i throw a basketball at your face in 8th grade?
* girls that put they're in a relationship with their female friends - why why why
* when some asshole writes on nine peoples' walls and i have to see it
* WOW YOUR QUIZ RESULTS MAKE YOU FUCKING UNIQUE
* html thwarted everywhere
* when people don't have pictures of themselves because they are fug
* PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW are not people i may like GUILTY
* putting quotations from your friends that aren't funny in your quotations section
* interspersing those between SRS quotations
* QUOTATIONS FROM THE BIBLE LMAO (that are non-violent)
* fucking up your music section by saying "i love all types of bands(like,SHITTY BAND 1, SHITTY BAND 2)" so "i love all types of bands(like," ends up being a link
* JOIN A FUCKING NETWORK
* not filling in who you're interested in = gay
* your #1 fandom is christianity AND YOU MAKE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!!!!
* peoplee typeee like thissss i am a ssssnaakeeeee GUILTY
* people type like thy r fcking reterded llollz (they are)
* UPDATING YOUR STATUS CONSTANTLY HEARD OF TWITTER MOTHERFUCKER
* trying to score a date via facebook PM hahaha you fag
* not using your real fucking name GUILTY
* using your middle name too
* having a default picture that is like, your dog or something
* OMG YOU GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED TWITTER????/sharing shit you think is cool and new