Visit to the Dr. office from HELL....
Today was a pretty good day up until the time I had to go pick up a script for JD at his Dr.'s office. We got a new scanner for the store and I claimed it as my new "toy". I had so much fun scanning and labeling! WOOOHOOOO!! Then I noticed the time and decided I had to put it away for the day. I race over to the doctor's office and walk in to pick up the script. I walk in and notice everyone had their shirts up above their noses. I thought, "What a bunch of idiots!" Then I quickly caught on to why....Something had died. I don't mean boohoo, it died, I mean HOLY CUH-RAP, it stinks like hell died. It was nasty. Like someone had left shrimp or chicken in their car in 104 degree weather. ewwwwww...So then, I like my father, have a very low tolerance for things like that and began to heave...I was quite embarrassed about the whole heaving thing so I joined the rest of the "idiots" with my shirt around my nose....The lady behind the window was busy with a patient, so I was *impatiently* waiting. (haha I'm so funny!)... Anyway, I was looking at stuff in the office and spotted a computer. I find it so interesting to see what people have as their wallpaper and screen savers, I think you can tell alot about a person by what they chose to put for that kind of stuff...I discovered pictures...Not of a cute baby, but of a baby that was...well....ugly. Not one pic but several, in a row were scrolling through. So enough about that..Then the lady finally comes to the window and opens it, (finally a breath of candle scented air, as opposed to the stink of death from the pits of hell...)She proceeds to tell me the damn doctor "forgot" to sign the script and it would be 30 minutes before he was out. I was like, "Lady I'm outta here, I can't take the stink, the pictures offend me and your doctor is stupid! Be back tomorrow, Peace out!" So I turn around to walk out and bump into this little downs syndrome girl. Normally I have a soft spot for them. They are so loving and insightful and just wonderful children. NOT THIS ONE. I accidentally bumped into her while turning around. I told her, "Excuse me, I 'm sorry honey..." and then she proceeded to let loose on my ass! She was yelling at me, calling me names, and then PUSHED ME!!! I looked at the mother, who was watching the whole thing and she didn't even do or say anything. I was so pissed, (at the mother of course). So I keep walking to the door and the little girl follows me still ranting and throwing her hands in the air. I couldn't believe it. This crap only happens to me. So I jump in my truck and recount the story to Chris who then proceeds to laugh so hard I thought he was going to pee his pants. We tell Pete when he gets home and he laughs. What a harrowing few minutes... I tell you, only in the valley.....