racethewind10 refuses to write me a story because she likes to see me suffer.

A few days ago I got a spam e-mail with 'news' of  Paris Hilton gives birth to twins...Aliens. And yesterday I got a spam e-mail with a rebuttal: Aliens deny impregnating Paris Hilton.

It amused the hell out of me. And yes, still no actual blog update from me.

Just a few examples of the oh so helpful e-mails I get ever day:

[SPAM] Do you want enlarge your penis?    ch8 - No. Go away. Learn how to spell and then drop dead.

[SPAM] Your women were never so pleased with your penis - Really?! Why, thank you.

[SPAM] Make your penis bigger and feel the difference - Dude, it's not the size that it matters, it's ( Read more... )