About what pays off
The one thing I love about the men in my life is that I chose the computer and technology savvy ones back in the day when I was all about the boy on girl action. That paid off:
A) they taught me a thing or two about computers everyday mortals don't know, therefore I get to be a knight in shining armor for most of the ladies around me when their computers misbehave;
B) when my computer decides to misbehave, the boys offer their selfless help;
C) I get useful and cool gadgety presents for birthdays/holidays from them;
D) they always insist on paying for drinks, which doesn't really have anything to do with them being computer savvy, but I don't care as long as it's their money we're spending.
That being said, I’m off to take a walk with one of my ex boys and then give him a tip or two about women. Oh, yes they do have some use from me, too.