What I did today
It was a beautiful day today, so BT and I made arrangements to go for a walk down at the riverbank. We bought lunch and found a cozy little bench and there we set up camp. There was this guy on the other side of the river who bellowed this one Bosnian folk song on his entire way down the riverbank. It was amusing, and then annoying after the fourth time he sang the same song. I even got a bit of an open-air cuddle from her. It was half-hearted so I complained. She told me to piss off, after which I called her a selfish wench. And then we giggled at the outrageous display of profanities coming from the open window of the near by Catholic school during the fourth period recess.
She thinks my shyness over the crush I have for The Professor is cute. Now it was my turn to tell her to piss off. I don’t do cute. And then she said she thought how me trying to be cool and detached all the time is ten times cuter. Finally I had to buy her a chocolate bar to shut her the fuck up. Yes, that is her way to wheedle out candy from me: she doesn’t shut up until I buy her sweets to stuff her face with so she wouldn’t have time to blab.
Also, her boyfriend got a fine ass job at the local firm, and she’s all proud of him. I just wrote her a juicy e-mail about how it’s time for her to get married, squeeze out half a dozen kids because it’s her time and it’s expected of her. I expect her on my doorstep tomorrow to rip me a new one after she reads it. Yes, I luv her.