Ricky: "You're not still mad at me, are you, Royston?"
Earlier, that morning...
Royston: "NOT THE HAIR!"
Ricky: *yoink*
Royston: *essplodes*
Cris: O_O
Ricky: "OUCH, MY EYE!"
Royston: "You wanna piece of me???"
Ricky: "I will turn the other cheek, brother."
Cris: "I hope you didn't mean 'butt cheek'."
In light of Saturday's Clash-of-the-Titans-Cris-vs-Messi-vs-Gonza-pissing-contest-aka-El-Clásico, El Mister has come up with a brilliant new training strategy: dance routines.
so_many_bfs predicts that 'The Bum Rub' will be a bigger hit than the Macarena.
Cris: "Rub it, rub it..."
Marcelo: "Shake it, move it..."
Esteban needs more practice, though.
Guti: "Dance! This, I can do."
Garay to Gago: "I think it's time we introduce these guys to cumbia."
"We started dancing and love had us into a groove, as soon as we started to move."
Iker:*sulks* I want to dance, too."
Adan: "Well, me too, but not with Jerzy, he's too clumsy... Look, he's already stepping on my toes."
Esteban gave up on the Bum Rub and tied Raúl to a goal post instead.
Sergio: "Fer, is my panty line showing?"
Sergio: "Feeeer, look!"
Fer: "Uhm..." *is hopelessly distracted*
Ricky:"Sergio, you just said that because you wanted Gago to look at your bum."
Sergio: "Yes, yes, is it working?"
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