How to play with a fanboy ....
Cris: "oh noes my back's gone ....ouch"
Cris: "owww now my ankle, ouch it really hurts ...."
Cris: "My thigh, ooooh it's really tight anyone wanna rub it for me ?? ...."
Cris: "What if I roll around on the floor ?? ...."
Christoph: "It worked then ??"
Gonzalo: "Yes, pay him no attention and the fanboy begs for it"
Cris: "Hey, I see you two, yes you....see look my pointy finger is pointing at you both"
Cris: "I just got owned didn't I ??"
Gonzalo: "hahaha YES !!"
Cris: "Ahhh I can't believe I got owned" *face palm*
El Mister: "Boys play nicely"
Cris: "Is okay boss, they were just playing with me"
Cris: "Oh noes, Dolores is gonna tell me off for getting owned so easily" *head desk*