wheels
i have been quite disturbed by the youth of today of late. there seems to be some sort of vogue for trainers with wheels embedded in the soles. this is all well and good. the result of it though is bizarre. essentially five year olds seemingly float past you at waist level in a sort of chipper-linda-blair-exorcist-the-movie type fashion. usually they will then come to an abrupt stop and nearly trip you over while flashing you some sort of demonic smile. i personally find all this disturbing on many levels.