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My feelings on this episode are split into two vastly different camps.
One the one hand--
FUCK YYYYYEEEEEEAHHHHH OLD SCHOOL JACK/LOCKE, I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT JACK WAS BEING A TOTAL OBSESSIVE CREEPER ABOUT IT, IT WAS ABSOLUTE AWESOMESAUCE, AND HIS LITTLE SPEECH AT THE END ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO LET GO AND MAYBE JOHN COULD GO FIRST AND LEAD THE WAY UMMMM BRB TEARS OF JOY AND JUST OVERWHELMING EMOTION IN GENERAL GODDAMN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
On the other hand--
WHAT IS ALL THIS ON-ISLAND BULLSHIT?
-LOCATION-HOPPING: DNW. "OH HEY WE'RE BACK AT THE CAGES JUST SO WE CAN SAY THAT WE'RE ~BACK AT THE CAGES~ EXCEPT WE DO NOTHING THERE AND THEN LEAVE."
-EVERY BACKGROUND CHARACTER EVER IS NOW DEAD: DNW. "OH HEY WE INTRODUCED A TON OF PEOPLE FROM THE AJIRA FLIGHT AND FROM THE TEMPLE AND FROM WIDMORE'S CAMP EXCEPT NONE OF THEM HAD ANY WORTHWHILE STORIES AND WERE INTRODUCED ONLY SO WE COULD USE THEM FOR CHARACTER FILLER AND THEN MASSACRE THEM ALL."
-MOTHERFUCKING SAWYER OH JESUS JUST DIE ALREADY: DNW. "JACK YOU ARE SO BAD AT TAKING ORDERS FROM PEOPLE, WHEREAS CLEARLY I AM THE MASTER OF TAKING HEED OF THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS, AND NEVER HAVE MY SUDDEN HALF-COCKED ACTIONS COST LIVES."
-THE HUGE-ASS BUILD-UP TO THE JIN-AND-SUN-REUNION THAT LASTED ALL OF... ONE EPISODE?: DNW. "OH, JIN, YOU'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY! WELL NOW LET'S DIE TOGETHER SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO MEET HER IN PERSON." WTFFFFFFFF
-LAPIDUS APPARENTLY DYING WTF WTF WTF WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO: DNW ON THE MOST EXTREME OF LEVELS. WHAT THE HELL, SHOW, YOU TAKE AWAY JIN/SUN AND SUNTIPEDE ON THE SAME NIGHT??????????????????
...And people wonder why I prefer the ALT. Ummm... LOCKE? Dr. Ben (who totally should have been in this episode)? HELEN? FRIGGEN BERNARD???!!?! I prefer my characters alive, and am exhausted by body count, sorry.
(SERIOUSLY SAWYER WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK)
(HOW ON EARTH IS THIS SHOW SUPPOSED TO END IN THREE WEEKS, WHY WHY WHY. IF ONLY IT COULD TORTURE MY LIFE FOREVER.)
One the one hand--
FUCK YYYYYEEEEEEAHHHHH OLD SCHOOL JACK/LOCKE, I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT JACK WAS BEING A TOTAL OBSESSIVE CREEPER ABOUT IT, IT WAS ABSOLUTE AWESOMESAUCE, AND HIS LITTLE SPEECH AT THE END ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO LET GO AND MAYBE JOHN COULD GO FIRST AND LEAD THE WAY UMMMM BRB TEARS OF JOY AND JUST OVERWHELMING EMOTION IN GENERAL GODDAMN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
On the other hand--
WHAT IS ALL THIS ON-ISLAND BULLSHIT?
-LOCATION-HOPPING: DNW. "OH HEY WE'RE BACK AT THE CAGES JUST SO WE CAN SAY THAT WE'RE ~BACK AT THE CAGES~ EXCEPT WE DO NOTHING THERE AND THEN LEAVE."
-EVERY BACKGROUND CHARACTER EVER IS NOW DEAD: DNW. "OH HEY WE INTRODUCED A TON OF PEOPLE FROM THE AJIRA FLIGHT AND FROM THE TEMPLE AND FROM WIDMORE'S CAMP EXCEPT NONE OF THEM HAD ANY WORTHWHILE STORIES AND WERE INTRODUCED ONLY SO WE COULD USE THEM FOR CHARACTER FILLER AND THEN MASSACRE THEM ALL."
-MOTHERFUCKING SAWYER OH JESUS JUST DIE ALREADY: DNW. "JACK YOU ARE SO BAD AT TAKING ORDERS FROM PEOPLE, WHEREAS CLEARLY I AM THE MASTER OF TAKING HEED OF THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS, AND NEVER HAVE MY SUDDEN HALF-COCKED ACTIONS COST LIVES."
-THE HUGE-ASS BUILD-UP TO THE JIN-AND-SUN-REUNION THAT LASTED ALL OF... ONE EPISODE?: DNW. "OH, JIN, YOU'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY! WELL NOW LET'S DIE TOGETHER SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO MEET HER IN PERSON." WTFFFFFFFF
-LAPIDUS APPARENTLY DYING WTF WTF WTF WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO: DNW ON THE MOST EXTREME OF LEVELS. WHAT THE HELL, SHOW, YOU TAKE AWAY JIN/SUN AND SUNTIPEDE ON THE SAME NIGHT??????????????????
...And people wonder why I prefer the ALT. Ummm... LOCKE? Dr. Ben (who totally should have been in this episode)? HELEN? FRIGGEN BERNARD???!!?! I prefer my characters alive, and am exhausted by body count, sorry.
(SERIOUSLY SAWYER WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK)
(HOW ON EARTH IS THIS SHOW SUPPOSED TO END IN THREE WEEKS, WHY WHY WHY. IF ONLY IT COULD TORTURE MY LIFE FOREVER.)