TALES OF AN IANATHON

[snowweisz]

I couldn't sleep, so I watched an Ian Somerhalder movie. Then I still wasn't sleepy so I watched another one. Then I read some Vogue, but then watched another one and then uh... another one.

Yeah.
So here are 15 things I learnt from an Ian Somerhalder marathon:

Comments

[janie_tangerine]

Word to all of this. Especially the reasons because he's happy that he's on VD, even if imo it became quite good in the second half so I can't say it sucks.

Also, Lost City Raiders is the most ridiculous movie in the history of ever, and I actually sat through all of it. And sitting through an entire syfy movie is something that just him and another person could make me do. Anyway, considering that I'm from Rome and I know my Vatican enough, it was enough to make me spend that movie HOWLING from laughter. ;)

Anyway, word to all this. Also, never, never watch Fireball unless you're really dying for some Ian because that was even crappier. Tho I'd say try Sensation Of Sight, that movie was very, very good. And sadly got out just on dvd. :/

[snowweisz]

Out of these 4, I actually genuinely loved Wake. Maybe it's me having a dark sense of humor or that he was just ridiculously, unfairly hot. But I genuinely loved that one.
I guess in general, Pulse put me off Ian movies from the post-Lost period. That, and Tell Me You Love Me. Can't even go there, lmao. And Lost City Raiders was BY FAR the most ridiculous of the bunch I watched. The Lost Samaritan was pretty amusing in spite of how stupidly cheesy it was. And The Tournament quite simply needed a whole lot of more Ian.

I thought Sensation of Sight looked very interesting but I couldn't find it online not for download, and not for streaming either :(

[snowweisz]

I
KNOW
RIGHT!
You're preachin to the choir here, honestly. He could've survived just as well. I am still not over it, even though I make an effort to be zen about it.

[cosmicfish]

Ian Somerhalder is my Edward Cullen

That's like an insult to Ian, Ana. Ian leaves the little kid far behind in the dust.

[snowweisz]

It has come to my attention that a lot of people don't understand the concept of this sentence.
You know how Edward Cullen like, sparkles and makes Bella uh idk forget to breathe and dazzles her and idk cuts her breaks and she's like ok cool and he like watches her sleep and she's like sigh that's fine and she like does ANYTHING to have sex with him?

Yeah, that is what I mean with Ian Somerhalder is my Edward Cullen
lmao Twilight sucks.
PS: I had to google Edward Cullen to type that down, I only remembered sparkles and forgetting to breathe because of that youtube guy.

[cosmicfish]

Your relationship with Ian is as or more unhealthy than Bella's relationship with Edward lmao

Also, HOW CAN SOMEONE FORGET TO BREATHE STEPHANIE MEYER YOU DUMB WHORE

[snowweisz]

AND YOU JUST HAAAAAAAAD TO POINT THAT OUT, TANYA?
SERIOUSLY?

WOW.

ALSO YES IA SMEYER IS A DUMB WHORE THE FACT THAT SHE GOT A BOOK DEAL, IS PROOF THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD.

[iamtheliquorr]

12. Cat will NEVER tell me to stop watching Ian.

THAT'S ME, AN AIDER AND ABETTER

BB, YOUR GLORIOUS COMMENTS BRIGHTENED MY DAY WHEN I WAS V EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE. ILU <33333

[snowweisz]

ILU2 BITCH. I'M GLAD I HALPED YOU. ANY TIME YOU NEED A PICK ME UP YOU KNOW WHAT TO WATCH ;)

[icequeen3101]

my favorites:

6. I can also see why he genuinely thinks it's a good show.

5. If you're ugly and retarded enough to be married to Ian and cheat on him, you gonna die, girl.

4. I am sick enough to find it hot when Ian is killing people on screen.

3. The quantity of time Ian spends being bloody and/or dirty in a film can proportionally lessen the horrendousness of the quality.

2. Even the movies in which he's the Pro-TA-goh-nist, need more Ian.

1. NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF DYING ON LOST

XD XD XD