TALES OF AN IANATHON
I couldn't sleep, so I watched an Ian Somerhalder movie. Then I still wasn't sleepy so I watched another one. Then I read some Vogue, but then watched another one and then uh... another one.
Yeah.
So here are 15 things I learnt from an Ian Somerhalder marathon:
15. Ian Somerhalder is my Edward Cullen
14. Idk, sometimes Ian can genuinely act. Case in point: Wake.
13. Accountants can be hot. And paid assassins. And guys who sail. And vets.
12. Cat will NEVER tell me to stop watching Ian.
11. My obsession is so sick that I watched a SyFy movie.
10. SyFy movies are every bit as awful as they sound.
9. Contrary to popular opinion, cable doesn't mean gratuitous and delicious half nudity. Not even a little bit.
8. Ian shoul've starred on Shoot 'Em Up.
7. I can see why Ian is so happy to gotten the VD. LOL THE PUN IN THAT
6. I can also see why he genuinely thinks it's a good show.
5. If you're ugly and retarded enough to be married to Ian and cheat on him, you gonna die, girl.
4. I am sick enough to find it hot when Ian is killing people on screen.
3. The quantity of time Ian spends being bloody and/or dirty in a film can proportionally lessen the horrendousness of the quality.
2. Even the movies in which he's the Pro-TA-goh-nist, need more Ian.
1. NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF DYING ON LOST
FYT:
Yeah.
So here are 15 things I learnt from an Ian Somerhalder marathon:
15. Ian Somerhalder is my Edward Cullen
14. Idk, sometimes Ian can genuinely act. Case in point: Wake.
13. Accountants can be hot. And paid assassins. And guys who sail. And vets.
12. Cat will NEVER tell me to stop watching Ian.
11. My obsession is so sick that I watched a SyFy movie.
10. SyFy movies are every bit as awful as they sound.
9. Contrary to popular opinion, cable doesn't mean gratuitous and delicious half nudity. Not even a little bit.
8. Ian shoul've starred on Shoot 'Em Up.
7. I can see why Ian is so happy to gotten the VD. LOL THE PUN IN THAT
6. I can also see why he genuinely thinks it's a good show.
5. If you're ugly and retarded enough to be married to Ian and cheat on him, you gonna die, girl.
4. I am sick enough to find it hot when Ian is killing people on screen.
3. The quantity of time Ian spends being bloody and/or dirty in a film can proportionally lessen the horrendousness of the quality.
2. Even the movies in which he's the Pro-TA-goh-nist, need more Ian.
1. NOTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF DYING ON LOST
FYT: