Cat and Questionnaire stuff
Wah. Am grumpy since 'rents are nagging about my stubborn plan to bring Noki to the UK with me. I've tried to reason with their complaints with "if you adopted a child, would you just take it back because you're moving?!?" and so on, but argh. Also, comments of "there's no-one here to take her but linda_joyce in Wales has offered, in case I can't keep her wherever I'll end up living". As if the cat shelter didn't have enough cats to take care of. When I got the cat I made an agreement to take care of her, and I bloody well WILL, even if it includes pan-European travel. Insomnia has prevented me from booking an appointment with the vet, but hopefully I get to do so on Monday.
I just... can't get my head around the thought of people who say "it's just a cat". IT'S A LIFE. It has intelligence. It's got its own personality. It's dependent on humans. In addition, this particular mog needs special food and someone to groom it and cuddle it a lot. It's not something to be discarded at your convenience, ffs.
1 How tall are you barefoot
5 ft nothing. Am still flaily about Deep Roy being shoulder-height with me.
2 Have you ever been cheated on
Possibly. I wouldn't know.
3. Do you own a gun
Fokoff. No.
4. If you had a mental disorder what would it be
Depression and insomnia, sadly.
5. How many letters are there in your crush's name?
Four if I use the short version.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
CHOMP!
7. What is your favourite Christmas song?
I feel like I've done this before... a Solstice version of Silent Night:).
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning
Water!
9. Do you do pushups?
I can't even do the cobra in yoga because there are these two big etheric beam locators that keep touching the ground no matter what I do...
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nope. I suppose I could take it for laughs once or something...
11. Do you like Disney World?
Naaaaah. Linnanmäki all the way. You haven't known real fear before you've been on a 50-year old rollercoaster constructed ENTIRELY OF WOOD.
12. Do you like the rain?
A lot. To the point of utter stupidity.
13. Do you own a knife?
Yeh. A few for the kitchen. Ritual-wise, a Gurkha-like miniature knife for carving things, and a big fuckoff knife with a GROUSE'S HEAD ON THE POMMEL for an athame. Which is of the win.
14. What do you smell like?
At the moment, hm, probably a bit sweaty with Gucci's Rush, my only weakness when it comes to commercial/fashion perfumes.
15. Do you haveA.D.D.?
*twitch* sorry, you were saying? *twitch* *is distracted*
16. Initials?
KJT.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. LORDI!
2. Where the fuck has the cat gone?
3. Eww, bacne.
18. Name the last three things you bought?
Durr... food, food, food.
19. Name five drinks you drink regularly?
1. Water
2. Diet cola
3. Coider, arr
4. Mineral water
5. Pass.
20. What time did you wake up this morning?
Elevenish?
21. Can you spell?
Uf koorz I kan.
22. Current worry?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOY AND AUGH I NEED A SODDING FLAT IN BATH AND AUGH.
23. Current hate?
Stupid and ignorant people. As usual.
24. Favourite place?
THE WOODS. With big fuckoff willows if possible. And also this. Here. At the 'puter.
25. Least favourite place?
Queuing at offices.
26. Where do you want to go?
Bath already zomg.
27. Do you own a pair of slippers?
I don't think so. I would need a pair, though, considering the amount of cat litter grains scattered in and outside the loo that sting my feet.
28. Where do you think you will be in 10 years time
Hopefully more stable and happeh? I'll be 37 omg. AAAAAGH. Either stable and happeh or in the grave.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Ginger. Thin ozone layer over Scandinavia. If I spend more than five minutes out I start looking like movie vampires exposed to sunlight--I start SMOKING and the skin peels off my bones.
30. Yellow or blue?
Blå.
31. Would you give up your present life to be e a pirate?
Nah, don't want scurvy. Buggery and Johnny Depp are nice, but not enough to turn me into one...
32. Last time your cell phone rang.
OMG twas amazing! Was just squeeing to Alatriste and thinking "I'll finish this chapter, then I'll ring mytsis" and when I got to the last sentence, the phone rang and it was her. WIN! We discussed teh silleh of cats and wangst and Lä-Pä (who is the person Michelle Gomez sekritly bases her characters on).
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I have bizarre memories of times when lil' sis and myself used to sing either Ramones' Pet Sematary or Cave'n'Kylie's Where The Wild Roses Grow in the sauna. That was weird.
34. What did you fear would get you at night as a child?
Murderers. Mental scary uncle (actual real person, yes). But when I was about 12 it all turned into perfectly healthy group sex orgies with KISS and musketeers.
35. What's in your pockets?
No pockets at the mo.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Signor Dildo.
37. Nearest book. page73, sentences 5 and 6
"Hurray! That's taken care of the Cybermen. Now then, everybody, we've got to get this Gravitron in operation again as fast as we can!"
(Yes, it's The Discontinuity Guide and The Moonbase... I keep all of my Who/B7 books right next to me for SAD FAN REFERENCE.)
38. Favourite quotation
*engages Randomizer*
"Have you noticed how people's intellectual curiosity declines sharply the moment they start waving guns about?"--Fourth Doctor. HORNS OF BLOODY NIMON, PEOPLE.
39. What's your GPA?
Assuming it's the Grade Point Average again, it's 7 point something, very close to 8, on a scale of 10. In school subjects. In which Not Getting Maths drags it down to the lowest grades, while English, Finnish and Art were all the best grades possible. What a surprise...
40. How many TVs do you have in your house.
One, but I hardly ever watch it. Mostly it gets used for DVD viewing, and that's usually if someone else is here.
41. Does someone have a crush on you?
I bloody well hope so, 'cause I have a crush on them...
42. Do you wish upon a star?
Force of habit.
43. What are you currently reading?
El Sol De Breda by Arturo FUCKING GOD Perez-Reverte. And Burton on Burton, ed. Mark Salisbury.
44. What song did you last hear?
At teh mo, PSB: Heart. Without actual Ian McKellen's TRAUMATISING EMACIATED YET SEXY VAMPIRE.
45. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.
46. What were you doing at 12 am last night?
Either arsing about on teh 'puter or asleep.
47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"What the fuck is this wet thing I just stuck my foot in? ARRRGH, cat vomit."
I just... can't get my head around the thought of people who say "it's just a cat". IT'S A LIFE. It has intelligence. It's got its own personality. It's dependent on humans. In addition, this particular mog needs special food and someone to groom it and cuddle it a lot. It's not something to be discarded at your convenience, ffs.
1 How tall are you barefoot
5 ft nothing. Am still flaily about Deep Roy being shoulder-height with me.
2 Have you ever been cheated on
Possibly. I wouldn't know.
3. Do you own a gun
Fokoff. No.
4. If you had a mental disorder what would it be
Depression and insomnia, sadly.
5. How many letters are there in your crush's name?
Four if I use the short version.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
CHOMP!
7. What is your favourite Christmas song?
I feel like I've done this before... a Solstice version of Silent Night:).
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning
Water!
9. Do you do pushups?
I can't even do the cobra in yoga because there are these two big etheric beam locators that keep touching the ground no matter what I do...
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nope. I suppose I could take it for laughs once or something...
11. Do you like Disney World?
Naaaaah. Linnanmäki all the way. You haven't known real fear before you've been on a 50-year old rollercoaster constructed ENTIRELY OF WOOD.
12. Do you like the rain?
A lot. To the point of utter stupidity.
13. Do you own a knife?
Yeh. A few for the kitchen. Ritual-wise, a Gurkha-like miniature knife for carving things, and a big fuckoff knife with a GROUSE'S HEAD ON THE POMMEL for an athame. Which is of the win.
14. What do you smell like?
At the moment, hm, probably a bit sweaty with Gucci's Rush, my only weakness when it comes to commercial/fashion perfumes.
15. Do you haveA.D.D.?
*twitch* sorry, you were saying? *twitch* *is distracted*
16. Initials?
KJT.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1. LORDI!
2. Where the fuck has the cat gone?
3. Eww, bacne.
18. Name the last three things you bought?
Durr... food, food, food.
19. Name five drinks you drink regularly?
1. Water
2. Diet cola
3. Coider, arr
4. Mineral water
5. Pass.
20. What time did you wake up this morning?
Elevenish?
21. Can you spell?
Uf koorz I kan.
22. Current worry?
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOY AND AUGH I NEED A SODDING FLAT IN BATH AND AUGH.
23. Current hate?
Stupid and ignorant people. As usual.
24. Favourite place?
THE WOODS. With big fuckoff willows if possible. And also this. Here. At the 'puter.
25. Least favourite place?
Queuing at offices.
26. Where do you want to go?
Bath already zomg.
27. Do you own a pair of slippers?
I don't think so. I would need a pair, though, considering the amount of cat litter grains scattered in and outside the loo that sting my feet.
28. Where do you think you will be in 10 years time
Hopefully more stable and happeh? I'll be 37 omg. AAAAAGH. Either stable and happeh or in the grave.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Ginger. Thin ozone layer over Scandinavia. If I spend more than five minutes out I start looking like movie vampires exposed to sunlight--I start SMOKING and the skin peels off my bones.
30. Yellow or blue?
Blå.
31. Would you give up your present life to be e a pirate?
Nah, don't want scurvy. Buggery and Johnny Depp are nice, but not enough to turn me into one...
32. Last time your cell phone rang.
OMG twas amazing! Was just squeeing to Alatriste and thinking "I'll finish this chapter, then I'll ring mytsis" and when I got to the last sentence, the phone rang and it was her. WIN! We discussed teh silleh of cats and wangst and Lä-Pä (who is the person Michelle Gomez sekritly bases her characters on).
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I have bizarre memories of times when lil' sis and myself used to sing either Ramones' Pet Sematary or Cave'n'Kylie's Where The Wild Roses Grow in the sauna. That was weird.
34. What did you fear would get you at night as a child?
Murderers. Mental scary uncle (actual real person, yes). But when I was about 12 it all turned into perfectly healthy group sex orgies with KISS and musketeers.
35. What's in your pockets?
No pockets at the mo.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Signor Dildo.
37. Nearest book. page73, sentences 5 and 6
"Hurray! That's taken care of the Cybermen. Now then, everybody, we've got to get this Gravitron in operation again as fast as we can!"
(Yes, it's The Discontinuity Guide and The Moonbase... I keep all of my Who/B7 books right next to me for SAD FAN REFERENCE.)
38. Favourite quotation
*engages Randomizer*
"Have you noticed how people's intellectual curiosity declines sharply the moment they start waving guns about?"--Fourth Doctor. HORNS OF BLOODY NIMON, PEOPLE.
39. What's your GPA?
Assuming it's the Grade Point Average again, it's 7 point something, very close to 8, on a scale of 10. In school subjects. In which Not Getting Maths drags it down to the lowest grades, while English, Finnish and Art were all the best grades possible. What a surprise...
40. How many TVs do you have in your house.
One, but I hardly ever watch it. Mostly it gets used for DVD viewing, and that's usually if someone else is here.
41. Does someone have a crush on you?
I bloody well hope so, 'cause I have a crush on them...
42. Do you wish upon a star?
Force of habit.
43. What are you currently reading?
El Sol De Breda by Arturo FUCKING GOD Perez-Reverte. And Burton on Burton, ed. Mark Salisbury.
44. What song did you last hear?
At teh mo, PSB: Heart. Without actual Ian McKellen's TRAUMATISING EMACIATED YET SEXY VAMPIRE.
45. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.
46. What were you doing at 12 am last night?
Either arsing about on teh 'puter or asleep.
47. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"What the fuck is this wet thing I just stuck my foot in? ARRRGH, cat vomit."