To unf or not to unf
Someone, please write Tennant!Hamlet/Simm!Hamlet. Emo emo flail flail vs. rage rage writhe writhe. They could gaze upon each other through a mirror that shows them their alternative selves. And then they can engage in angsty humping. Tennant!Hamlet can gag Simm!Hamlet with his recorder and Simm!Hamlet can choke the fuck out of Tennant!Hamlet and they can both cry prettily.